The Eye Contact Rule

The Eye Contact Rule is simple. If one finds that they are engaging in a homosexual act, as long as they don't make eye contact it isn't gay.

Friend 1: Bro did you suck his dick?

Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Bro you're fucking gay as shit

Friend 2: It isn't gay, we didn't make eye contact. The Eye Contact Rule applies.

Or

"It isn't gay if you don't look them in the eyes though."

by PeboMan April 18, 2017

cuntalingus

also spelled cunalingus, is the act of eating or licking out the female genatalia usually a well kept cooter.

Bitch din't even give me head and and she got cuntalingus

by Gump town balla October 28, 2005

centerline cuntalingus

eating out a well kept cooter while she is driving

centerline cuntalingus is going down on a girl while shes driving

by trevortdawgnelson June 23, 2011

cuntage

Plural collective term of cunt. not literally. Used in particular in describe a bunch of tossers (again not literally..well..)

you walk into what u think is a normal pub, but it turns out that everyone is a wannabe-DJ-with-an-aloof-manner and you say, "Boy, there's a lot of cuntage here tonight."

by maculate February 6, 2005

contact

Used in the military to identify visible enemies.

See also: Tango

Multiple contacts ahead, proceed with caution.

by Jonnybear April 7, 2007

Cuntaloids

A gaggle of teenaged girls that roam a mall looking for teenaged boys they can get to spend all their hard earned money on them by purchasing mallfood and trinkets under the disillusion of possible pussy access, to then abandon them when the mall closes without a penny, and no pussy access.

David and Ronny blew all the money they made cleaning yards at the senior citizen trailer park on these Cuntaloids at the mall, and did not even have the money to catch the city bus to go home and masterbate.

by Aeryck October 23, 2004

Cuntasaurus Rex

A very bitchy person, good to use for a laugh, or to make fun of someone, and not get in trouble, because technically, it doesn't exist. Also, a Dinosaur living in your mothers vagina. If it's not pink, he/she (GOD I HOPE ITS A SHE) will eat the human.

Austin Bowes. 'Nuff said.
"GOD! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A CUNTASAURUS REX?!"

"RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW!" "STOP BEING A CUNTASAURUS REX AND SAY SOMETHING ELSE!"

by John Johnston/ Artemis Flame January 3, 2009