crusty ferret

Much the same as the crusty weasel, except a ferret is used instead. Most often, the substitution is for the sake of money and availability, as your local pet store will sell prime ferrets to you with no questions asked.
Girl 1: What's wrong with you?
Girl 2: That crusty ferret from last night just stopped kicking.
by that one guy that isn't you September 27, 2010
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Butt Crusties

A flaky substance that comes out of the butt after u don't wash it for a month.

Good on spaghetti also known as parmesan cheese.
Those are some juicy butt crusties u have there.
by Lance_is_my_fucking_bae_210 March 17, 2017
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Crusty Malone

When someone is scratching an itch and a scab they were often unaware of (commonly near the anal sphincter), and the person then sniffs the scab before throwing it away or, more likely, eating it.
I saw no less than three Crusty Malones on the subway today.
by ActualFoghorn March 14, 2019
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Crusty NastyAnus

The remainder of goop left over from a massive shit that plopped into the toilet, causing the poo, pee, vomit, bacteria, menstrual blood, and whatever else is in your toilet at the time to spew up into your anus, leaving you with a dripping mixture of FUN.
Sam:Yesterday I let go of a perfect 'S'!

Joe: AWESOME!

Sam: Not really... left me with one hell of a Crusty NastyAnus
by Fracktard January 06, 2012
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Crusty Sunshine

When you fuck a person's asshole so hard that their asshole rips apart and starts to bleed.
I feel bad for giving Jane a crusty sunshine.
by Blob Joe April 29, 2011
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Crusty Uncle

A sexual act whereupon a man is fucked up the ass and then shits the cum and feces mixture onto the chest of his partner. The partner is then laid out in the sun with the mixture spread thin across his chest. As the sun dries the mixture, it becomes crusty. Then you punch him in the dick.
I gave your father a crusty Uncle last night.
by UncleBarry May 21, 2018
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Ugo crusty

When someone is overwhelmingly ugly and unattractive. Most likely smells like dogshit.
Yeah, my ex-girlfriend was Ugo Crusty, I don’t know why I ever dated her
by Assmaster04$) November 19, 2018
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