Crusty Shutdown

The act of an individual ejaculating on another individual's rectum, followed by a drying period of no less than 12 hours, resulting in ones rectum being temporarily closed.
Jane: I woke up this morning after a rough night of drinking and sex. I had to shit and couldn't manage to get anything out.

Mary: You must have received a crusty shutdown.

Jane: Damn, I know I should have swallowed them ropes.
by ropeslinger July 04, 2013
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crusty snail

A woman that is no longer a couger but still has sex with younger men.
He was so drunk, he fucked a crusty snail and got a STD from the 30's.
by Joshdelux October 02, 2010
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crusty ferret

Much the same as the crusty weasel, except a ferret is used instead. Most often, the substitution is for the sake of money and availability, as your local pet store will sell prime ferrets to you with no questions asked.
Girl 1: What's wrong with you?
Girl 2: That crusty ferret from last night just stopped kicking.
by that one guy that isn't you September 27, 2010
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Crusty Malone

When someone is scratching an itch and a scab they were often unaware of (commonly near the anal sphincter), and the person then sniffs the scab before throwing it away or, more likely, eating it.
I saw no less than three Crusty Malones on the subway today.
by ActualFoghorn March 14, 2019
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Butt Crusties

A flaky substance that comes out of the butt after u don't wash it for a month.

Good on spaghetti also known as parmesan cheese.
Those are some juicy butt crusties u have there.
by Lance_is_my_fucking_bae_210 March 17, 2017
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Crusty NastyAnus

The remainder of goop left over from a massive shit that plopped into the toilet, causing the poo, pee, vomit, bacteria, menstrual blood, and whatever else is in your toilet at the time to spew up into your anus, leaving you with a dripping mixture of FUN.
Sam:Yesterday I let go of a perfect 'S'!

Joe: AWESOME!

Sam: Not really... left me with one hell of a Crusty NastyAnus
by Fracktard January 06, 2012
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crusty crustacean

the dry blood on a penis after period sex.
"my girl let me give her the crusty crustacean last night!"
by peepeepoopooman6969 October 22, 2019
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