Thought crossed

When you think of two different ideas while talking or typing and they mix together to form a sometimes awkward or mixed prase that is off topic or confusing.

Just after finishing homework and about to make something to eat.

Person 1: Ahh finally, im done.
Person 2: Good now we can get on with this game.
Person 1: Just hang on a second, I'm going to go get something to homework.
Person 2: Wait.. what did you just say?
Person 1: Oh, woops. I was thinking about getting something to eat and putting away my homework at the same time.
Person 2: Yea...

Person 1: Sorry, i get thought crossed alot.

by Jagwyer May 27, 2010

cross woofer

When the owner dresses their dog with the colors and and types of accessories usually associated with the opposite gender

Earl: Hey Grannie, is your new dog a girl? She's wearing a lot of pink bows.
Grannie: No Earl. His name is Fido.
Earl: Oh. Guess he's a cross woofer.

by deputy_danger April 17, 2017

Cross country

Cross country is a sport where you run long distances (specifically in a race) at fast speeds. Or In other words the best sport ever.

Man I just love cross country it’s the best sport ever

by •PePpA•pig• November 19, 2019

Cross-jargonation

Often times, specialized fields of study or knowledge will have field-specific definitions for various words. This is known as jargon. When two people representing different fields of knowledge come to conflict over an idea due to their respective jargons, cross-jargonation occurs. Generally one or both parties will refuse to compromise on the definition, preferring instead to act as if their definition is superior and unalterable. The result can often be heard as a loud popping sound, caused by the skull of an innocent kitten spontaneously detonating.

Gary was presented a query by his philosophy professor, whom we shall call Ace; Can a person be both a skeptic and an agnostic? Gary answered yes, and was quickly rebuffed by Ace, who stated that the two things were necessarily in conflict. Detecting a case of cross-jargonation, Gary suggested that Ace perhaps consider a more universal definition of the two terms. Ace refused, and all generally agreed that he is a total fucktard. The detonating kitten skull was heard shortly after.

by whitedevilbrewingco February 12, 2008

Animal Crossing

1. A Game Where The Evil Tom Nook Puts You In Debt And Makes You Pay Taxes

2. Child Labour

3. A Relaxing Family Friendly Game That Is Like Real Life Without The Rona Virus

I'm Gonna Hold You At Gunpoint If You Don't Play Animal Crossing

by Meme_Reaper January 5, 2021

FJ Cross

A martial arts technique in which one neutralizes their opponent, and then, having secured a dominant position and ensured that the opponent is thoroughly subdued, proceeds to massage the opponents genitals using their feet. A popular move amongst practitioners of Krav Maga as it is potentially lethal when used in a bare foot situation.

"I tried throwing a few punches, but she came at me with an FJ cross!"
"troll'd m8."

by Dirk Kensington September 8, 2013

motor cross

It’s somthing that most people won’t understand unless there in it. It’s not just a sport or somthing todo on a weekend,but it’s a way of life! Once your in it it’s in your blood. Once you raced your first race... you can’t stop. The race track is your home away from home. Once you smell that race fuel, and fresh turned soil it’s like heaven in your nose. As soon as you here those engines roar...it’s like music to your ears!!

Are you going to the motor cross races on Sunday

by Mxrazer May 17, 2018