go commit oofercide

I was jhonny deppressed in roblox and i wanted to die it didnt let me say suicide because im 3 years old so i said I HATE MY LIFE IM GOING TO COMMIT OOFERCIDE

_eat weewee_

-go commit oofercide-

by not pigist January 25, 2022

Ethics Committee

An SCP Group nobody likes because they enforce the CoE too often. They make sure all work done in the foundation is done in an ethical manner.

Guy 1: How many members of the ethics committee does it take to change a lightbulb?
Guy 2: How many?
Guy 1: None! The ethics committee can't change anything!

by Br_cks July 19, 2022

conspiracy to commit a crime

Conspiracy to commit a crime is when you are planning to do an unlawful crime.

2: I will kidnap you
1: wtf
1: thats conspiracy to commit a crime

by Duck0321 June 14, 2019

Go Hole Jump Commit

Go jump in a hole

Person: What's 0934892434890x095823423
Me: Go Hole Jump Commit

by HandleMeQUICC December 3, 2020

I want to commit genocide

What I say every time I see what humanity has come to

*Something terrible happens*

Me: I want to commit genocide.

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 25, 2022

bloumtous bonkers committee

people whom have very large bonkers very similar or the same as mommy milker

hey tom that girl is part of the bloumtous bonkers committee

by bloumtous bonkerscommiitee July 9, 2022

Im going to commit sewer slide.

"Im going to commit sewer slide." means you will not in fact be killing yourself in a rude manor but in one that which will be fun for everyone.

John:im going to commit sewer slide.

Johns wife: YIPPEEEEEEEEE

by Ecluxe October 8, 2023