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Certified Hyteam Classic™

(n.) In reference to the 2024 sim-racing team 'Hyteam GTF': a truly outstanding display of wit, bravery, skill and driver exploits, mainly within virtual motor sports. Usually involves some amount of caffeine, autism, pure stupidity, accidental genius or a mixture among all four. The ™ symbol is mandatory if used with a humorous or self-esteemed connotation. Can also be used ironically, though is typically of genuine intent.
"That dive-bomb there was a certified hyteam classic™."
by Hobkins Neitzen August 28, 2025
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Certified Crashout

Careless without a cause or effect.
He’s a Certified Crashout because he brings in 10k a month and spends 9k on gambling and hoes without a pot to piss in and a bucket to throw it out.
by kydeelou September 27, 2025
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Certified by Dyson

(Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."
" That girl's so good she deserves knee pads and must be Certified by Dyson."
by AnaVaille September 28, 2025
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Certified by Dyson

(Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."
" That girl's so good she deserves knee pads and must be Certified by Dyson."
by AnaVaille September 28, 2025
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certifiedasher

Game developer of DeathRunners, rumours are spread about him witnessing the blue nemesis of all pink allies, Patrick Koenigz, the owner of DeathRun 2 Go himself.
certifiedasher is being defined by everything they can come up with.
by NotActuallyAsher October 11, 2025
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Chudified

To simplify or to humorously "dumb down" a fictional character in an endearing manner. Usually paired with a poorly drawn chibi version of the figure.
"Bruh they chudified Lloyd from Lego Ninjago!"
by yurijagos December 26, 2025
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pam certified

A female that takes dick in her pussy, ass, and mouth with a male vouching or certifying to that fact.
Boudreaux told Thibodeaux that Rebecca was Pam certified on their date this past weekend.
by Proffesor Scott February 1, 2017
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