Lady Crater

A big, loose vagina stretched beyond all reason. These may be found in the pants of many fat girls and mothers of multiple offspring.

That girl was so loose that I couldn't tell if my dick was in or not, and I don't think she could either. That girl had a lady crater!

by ThunderBoss October 8, 2014

carmel craker

Carmel craker

A Caucasian who basically thinks they are and/or acts Mexican.

Carmel craker

Jose: hey essay you seen BIll.
Juan: Oh, the carmel cracker.
Jose: yeah him.
Juan:haven't seen him.

by Farmer_jack January 13, 2017

Cookie creamer

A guy that love coming inside mixed race girls.

-"Did you hear about mark?"
-"Yeah, he made that black, latina, east asian, native american, aboriginal, white, middle eastern, arian, eskimo chick pregnant!"
-"He's such a cookie creamer!"

by Naknamelonet February 26, 2017

Cookie creamer

A guy that loves cumming in mixed raced women.

-"Hey! Did you here about mark?"
-"Yeah, he made that black, latina, middle eastern, east asian, aboriginal, arian, eskimo chick pregnant!"
-"He's such a cookie creamer!"

by Naknamelonet February 27, 2017

Beef-Creamer

The act of giving a lady the beef and a robust cream pie.

A man who distributes large loads

I can't wait to give my wife the beef-creamer later

by Rickey Spanish April 5, 2017

camel crammer

A ladies small under garment consisting of a long string type piece which rides up towards the vaginal area.

This camel crammer is jamming up my juice box aka my vagina.

by Loonies_01 April 19, 2017

Jeans creamer

When a person is so attractive the very site of them makes you ejaculate instantly.

I just saw a celebrity in person. They were hotter in person than on TV , a total jeans creamer!

by Chadwick74 September 5, 2017