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Covid Slingshot

When a male, just before orgasm, pulls their sexual partner’s Covid mask away from their face and ejaculates all over the inside of the mask before letting it go and allowing the cum filled mask to slingshot back into their partner’s face.
“My tinder date last night insisted on wearing her Covid mask during intercourse so when I came I gave her a nice Covid slingshot to the face. Poor thing had her mouth open and took a ballistic cum shot to the throat that had her choking up semen for the rest of the night.”
by MChamm3r January 20, 2022
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COVID SYMPTOMS

When Criss needs to read the first letters of the last four messages in the chat.
George: Yo criss you got covid symptoms
Criss: Wait what
George: sike you thought
by g drop bag March 9, 2021
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Covid-19

A curse as by the YouTube company
I can't say Covid-19, because Susan will demonitize me
by The Polisa man July 18, 2020
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Covid prepper

One who has been ready for the covid 19 social distancing guidelines his whole life and has no chance of getting the virus due to the lifelong preparation of it. Similar to doomsday preppers. This person may be prepared due to his rigorous practice of social distancing via social awkwardness, snobiness or, in rare cases agoraphobia
Any buddy see bob? I havnt seen him in forever. Remember he’s one of those Covid prepper guys.
by Laurylyn April 29, 2020
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COVID-21

All CoVID (i.e., SARS-CoV-2) strains in 2021, the most well-known being Delta and Omicron.
CoVID-21 just had to ruin the plans we dreamt of for our entire lives.
by Zlaze May 17, 2022
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Covid-10

The 10lbs in weight we're all gaining from comfort-eating and comfort-drinking.
On a Zoom call to Mark, Anthea quickly realised he was experiencing Covid-10 as his cheeks were bloated, and his chin had virtually doubled.

Junior had to ask Dad to stop eating all the tubs of ice cream on a daily basis, or he would become very chubby and catch a mild form of Covid-10.
by Sonny Saint April 29, 2020
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That's got COVID

When something tastes, smells or is just overall bad
Person 1: Ew, look at that!
Person 2: That's got COVID
by Twinseers March 24, 2021
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