covid tinkle

when you’d normally find a coffee shop or public restroom but since it’s a global pandemic you just pee in public

What’s he doing behind that dumpst—oh, the covid tinkle.

by AllByMySELF November 19, 2020

covid convenience

term to describe when people only follow or preach covid guidelines when it works in their favor.

So you’ll condemn your friends for going out and make them quarantine when they come back....but then go out yourself? That is COVID CONVENIENCE.

by washyourhands March 16, 2021

Covid Year

A Covid year is a year that is marked by extreme time dilations where time seems to go by much slower due to tedious chaos and the inability to socialize in person.

Me: So I got together with by brothers last night. We had a nice time going out to dinner.
Them: Its been a while - a covid year to be exact.

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 20, 2021

COVID Scare

The fear when you discover that a close loved one is displaying symptoms of Coronavirus.

Person 1: God, we had about 20 COVID Scares during the last few months.
Person 2: Tell me about it, I was worried when my girlfriend got sick, we thought it was COVID for sure!

by Buchi November 21, 2020

Covid Hair

When you haven’t has your hair cut or coloured since March 2020.

I need to make an appointment with my stylist I have covid hair.

My roots are so grey I have covid hair.

by WndrWen March 7, 2021

covert COVID

The unreported and undisclosed COVID infections among individuals with the capability to temporarily remove themselves from society until fully recovered.

Hey, has anyone heard from Mary?
Yeah, it's rather strange. I haven't seen her for a couple of weeks.
It's probably just covert COVID. She'll surface soon enough.

by YAWA February 7, 2021

Covid Craze

When someone has had enough of Coronavirus and wants to get out of quarantine asap. They usually go in a Covid Craze when they are bored or haven’t gone outside for ages.

“Did you see Jennifer’s Whatsapp status?! I think she’s having a Covid Craze”

by ughhlivv April 11, 2020