coscwho

A promiscous employee for the costco wholesale company

damn she sure is a coscwho
employee#1 did she sleep with all of them?
employee#2 yeah she did
employee#1 wow what a coscwho

by Joseph enzensperger August 1, 2007

cosmediwreck

1) What happens when one has a car accident while puting on make-up.
2) When a woman's make-up application is entirely poorly applied, or has way too much make-up on. See also T-Fayed

Tammy Faye Baker's face is a cosmediwreck. ":

by giglingurl February 7, 2008

comcatastrophe

Any disaster involving Comcast. (The word is a portmanteau of Comcast and catastrophe.)

-Awwww mannn, my Comcast connection goes out every couple days!
-Wow, what a Comcatastrophe!
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-Comcast dug up my yard without asking! What a Comcatastrophe!

by Home slice October 3, 2008

Cosmetron

Greedy commission whores who work in a department store cosmetics department. Usually with a full face of make up and high heels.

"I walked into Bloomingdales and was approched by every single cosmetron in there. They are so pushy."

by TBW407 January 26, 2010

comcastration

To deprive customers of adequate entertainment quality or value.

Comcastration is rampant. I was comcastrated last weekend.

by Rev. Diagnostic July 27, 2011

Cosmic Diaper

A humorous activity involving diapers and unwilling participants. Acquire a diaper bulging with poo, preferable one a child has used multiple times before changing. Activate some glow sticks (multicolor if adventurous) and crack them open, dumping their luminous contents into the previously discussed shit sack. Make sure to mix it nicely. Now go to any social event that is poorly lit, (dance club, preschool naptime, religious ceremony, hardcore mosh pit) and fling your lambent, liquid baby poo-filled pouch in a windmill like motion. The resulting spatters take on the appearance of the nighttime cosmos.

Sam: Those guys at the church were such dicks for saying my brother couldn't stay at the lock-in because he's gay.

Jason: Don't worry about them bro. After you left I went back there and unleashed a cosmic diaper all over their LAN party.

by PunkRoctorok October 22, 2011

COMC

Choke on my cum

person 1: yeah, she told me she didn't want suck me off
person 2: and what did you say?
person 1: i told that bitch to COMC

by lapisara December 12, 2019