To my phone company: You reassigned this phone number to me 6 months after you took it away from the deadbeat who didn't pay his phone bill. Why can't you understand that it's no longer his phone number? Just because you can't find him, is no cause to harass me!
Another person to his phone company: Of course I received your message that the replacement for my broken phone is ready to pick up - just as soon as I got the replacement phone and checked for messages.
Me to the Yellow Pages publisher: Of course I wanted to be listed in the yellow pages under my business name. You offered me a listing in the Yellow Pages because I'm listed as a business in the white pages didn't you? Do you see anyone else listed in the Yellow Pages by their personal name?
Another person to his phone company: Of course I received your message that the replacement for my broken phone is ready to pick up - just as soon as I got the replacement phone and checked for messages.
Me to the Yellow Pages publisher: Of course I wanted to be listed in the yellow pages under my business name. You offered me a listing in the Yellow Pages because I'm listed as a business in the white pages didn't you? Do you see anyone else listed in the Yellow Pages by their personal name?
by Downstrike November 11, 2004
Get the corporate mentalitymug. I coined this term in 2001 in personal writings. It was stolen by a popular msnbc commentator who asserted to have coined the phrase and he did not.
by Hank Photo November 30, 2015
Get the Corporate Communismmug. Manager A says "The xyz sales contest is not worth the paper it is written on." Not realizing the current CEO sitting in the room got promoted on that idea. "I can't believe I said that, I have corporate turrets."
by JS63 December 9, 2010
Get the Corporate turretsmug. Corporal Derp is any AI (artificial intelligence) in a video game that makes a fool of themselves in any way.
1) In the situation of you playing splinter cell, a guard trips and falls in a cut scene.
2) AI stands in front of you, asks "Where did he go?" when you are in plain sight, AI gains status of 'Corporal Derp'.
2) AI stands in front of you, asks "Where did he go?" when you are in plain sight, AI gains status of 'Corporal Derp'.
by dreadnotty October 27, 2009
Get the Corporal Derpmug. Celebrity stars usually from Vine, Tiktok, or Youtube who produce mediocre comedy skits toward children on as many platforms as possible in order to generate income.
1: "Hey have you kept up with (insert viner here)?
2: "Oh yea they switched to youtube but are more active on tiktok. It's a great example of Corporate Comedy."
1: "not surprised"
2: "Oh yea they switched to youtube but are more active on tiktok. It's a great example of Corporate Comedy."
1: "not surprised"
by mochadork February 24, 2021
Get the Corporate Comedymug. girl: Ugh! How come every time the economy sucks, the stupid-ass corporations get bailed out? It's not fair!!
boy: Those corporate whoremongers over there at Washington must serve their masters and fuck the people.
boy: Those corporate whoremongers over there at Washington must serve their masters and fuck the people.
by MissCaliBrownie April 9, 2010
Get the Corporate Whoremongermug. Mark: Ready to get smacked this weekend?
Matt: Nah, gotta write a paper for psych first. You know, go corporate or go home.
Matt: Nah, gotta write a paper for psych first. You know, go corporate or go home.
by basicblondebitch June 2, 2018
Get the go corporatemug.