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contacts

The most annoying and painfull thing on the planet. You practically poke your eye our just to get them in, then 12 hours later you have to get them out of your bloodshot eyes. Major pain in the ass.

Yet I perfer them over glasses.
AHH!!! Stupid #$^%$@&@ contacts!!!! That mofo just fell off my eye!
by I'm bitchy give me chocolate December 28, 2006
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Base Contact

The act of completely penetrating your lover's oriface to the base of the penis. usually causing a sexy slapping sound, much like wet bologna on a counter top.
"Chill out with the base contact!" - Your Wife

"Oh yeah baby, I love that base contact!" - Your Wife when she was your girlfriend.
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Contact

His hand contacted my basket ball
by larstait October 11, 2003
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contractually

A phrase used meaning that a contract of some sorts restricts a person from partaking in an activity
Contractually I cannot ski right now (Will Smith on Jay Leno 12-21-06)
by MattKuz December 24, 2006
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Contractual Rape

The moment when an enlisted member of the military no longer wishes to be in the military, but is compelled to serve out the remainder of their contract. This usually occurs about midway through a four year enlistment.
Sergeant Smith was tired of the Army always fucking him over, But he still had two years left on his contract so he had to bend over and submit to the contractual rape.
by Slappy Hooper November 7, 2012
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contrasty

used to describe a photo, group of photos, web page or graphic that has been taken, made or modified so that it looks very contrasted
usually black and white
nats: do you like my new photo?
anni: yeah its all arty
nats: really?
anni: yeah, all contrasty
by NatalieRAAR October 1, 2008
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contact geek

A contact geek is a person who left to their own devices would not typically be a geek. A person who is a contact geek understands anime, videogame, coding and/or science references only because they've heard these terms mentioned by their geek friends and at some point have suffered an explanation by those same friends. A good manager will often become a contact geek as a matter of survival.
On the show "Saved By the Bell", Zack was the coolest character in high school but he was also a contact geek due to his close friendship with Screech.
by MadScribe June 29, 2008
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