eye contact

1. the ultimate source of awkwardness
2. an unspoken agreement

ex 1:
Steve: Oh dude I was just staring at that girl while zoning out.
Joe: Good thing you broke eye contact with her or she'd think you were a creep!

ex 2:
When the teacher announced that we were going to work in partners, me and Julie instantly made eye contact and nodded.

by onaboatmotherfucker April 5, 2010

connecticut divorce

Based on the story of Richard Crafts, who knocked his wife out with a flashlight, stabbed her to death, stuffed her body in a freezer, cut her frozen body into chunks with a chainsaw, then fed the chunks into a wood chipper on a bridge in the middle of the night in a snowstorm, aiming the output from the chipper into a lake. He was eventually caught and will never be out of prison.

Man, I hate my wife so much, I'm going to get a Connecticut Divorce.

by Bob Jamomony April 1, 2008

Connecticunt

N: Generalized term for a resident of Connecticut......the most genuine Connecticunts are so ignorant and belligerent that they think Connecticunt is a compliment.

See masshole

WHAT THE HELL that fucking connecticunt just cut me off!

by gabthebomb October 12, 2010

Eye contact

Eyes are the windows through which we can peep into each other's souls. Those pupils are like the oceans but be careful you can dive in them and also sometimes suffocate and die in them.
Making eye contact is that process and the by-products may be
1. Butterflies
2. Blush
3. Happiness
4. Weird feeling
5. Anxiety

6. Goosebumps
7. Arousal
8. (In the worst case) kids

Making eye contact incessantly can make you fall in love in the most unexpected situations 🤍✨

by Devilish ✨ July 20, 2022

dude brah contest

A challenge between dude brahs for who can use the most dudes and brahs in one sentence.

"Yo Brah! I was like duuude, braahhhh!"
"Dude."

"Dude, I touched this chick's brah man!"
"Dude! You are my Brah, Dude!"

by Let-The-Surf-Shine-In April 14, 2004

pissing contest

1. a dispute that's a matter of one side's claims or bluster against the other's; a word feud; bickering; belly bumping. Contrary to some definitions, women are quite capable of(although usually less inclined to) "hold their own" in a pissing contest, which could morph into a shirt-shredding cat fight

2. many of the pointless definitions at this site that every one over the age of 8 already knows the meaning of

Liberal Conservative
Goth Prep
Pro-life Pro-Choice
Religion Atheist
ad nauseum in aeternum

by mandingoe June 8, 2004

connecticut

You know you are from CT if:

-You can't buy beer after 8 p.m. or sundays
-There is a farm within five miles of your house.
-You have known at least two preppy rich kids from Fairfield who listen to Phish.
-You have deer in your backyard.
-You have been drunk at the Meadows and don't remember the concert.
-You've partied at bonfires.
-You've never looked at a public bus schedule and would certainly never ride it
-You have both girlfriends and guy friends with the same name as you
-You think New Haven is the worst ghetto you've ever seen.
-You get mad at anyone who doesn't know how to drive in the snow.
-You think New Jersey is a toxic waste dump.
-Your family owns more than one house.
-Your high school has won the State Championship in soccer and/or lacrosse several years in a row.
-You have taken riding lessons at the towns Riding Club.
-You spend the summer on Cape Cod, in Nantucket or Marthas Vineyard.
-The cars in your high school's parking lot were worth more than your high school.
-You were pissed that your sixteenth birthday car was a new sedan instead of an SUV.
-You have more than one country club in your town.
-UConn basketball rules and no one can tell you different
-You hang out at Denny's
-You weekend either on the Cape or Rhode Island at a summer home
-You wear flip flops in the winter
-You wear Hollister and know how to surf even though you live in New England
-You own at least 5 designer handbags and go shopping in NYC every weekend

I am getting out of here the first moment i can!!!!

by blonde89 January 26, 2005