the one ex you have that is still your best friend and understands you more than anyone else but you're not together
my comfort ex is my soulmate
by celsmeow September 08, 2023
Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!
Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".
Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.
A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".
Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.
A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!
John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
by CyberNixon February 09, 2011
by Doctor Spock February 01, 2025
Anzu : You cant really call it comfort, it has to be retarded comfort to going along with someone who is much older than you
Orumceko : Or just having comfort while talking to retarded people, in short of for retarded comfort
Orumceko : Or just having comfort while talking to retarded people, in short of for retarded comfort
by Anzu, Horseman of the Apocalyp September 08, 2023
A character, either from a movie, TV show, or video game, who can make you feel safe and happy during times of stress and despair
My three comfort characters are, in no particular order, Nick Wilde from Zootopia, Lucario from the Pokémon series, and Roxanne Wolf from Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach.
by ZLH December 09, 2023
A character, either from a movie, TV show, or video game, who can make you feel safe and happy during times of stress or despair
My three comfort characters are, in no particular order, Nick Wilde from Zootopia, Lucario from the Pokémon series, and Roxanne Wolf from Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach.
by ZLH December 09, 2023
by justphuckoff October 23, 2019