College Graduate Dichotomy

When a person graduates from college, although they have a degree they may not be able to get a job because they don’t have experience. But, they can’t get experience unless they get a job.

The term was first coined by Dain Lewis on his blog the smart college grad.

Jack graduated from college with a degree in business. But, Jack didn't work at any businesses while in college. Jack then couldn't get a job after college because he didn't have experience. But, he couldn't gain any experience because no one would hire him. Jack found himself in the college graduate dichotomy.

by collegegrad January 8, 2011

college it

Verb;
Modern English, Colloquial: United States
The act of walking from ‘A’ to ‘Zed’ with blatant, flagrant and wanton disregard for your local municipalities open container laws.

We ran out of time to pre game, lets just college it.

Mike: Chris, can you pass me a beer?
Chris: Here. Take 5, were going to college it to Andrew and his manpanion Bill's place.
Mike: Dude really? Last week I walked in Andrew giving Bill a Finland Facemask. I don't really wanna go.
Chris: Ohh yea I remember you telling me that...Fuck it, they have a 60 inch tv - grab the whole thirty.

by Mike Chris Bill Andrew December 25, 2007

College Hookup

A hookup that generally includes sex.

John: Damn that girl is hot. Maybe we can have a college hookup.

by jd90jd84 April 4, 2010

College Clean

The state of clothing or fabric that is not exactly clean, but still not too dirty to use or wear. As most college students are too lazy or broke to clean their fabrics regularly, they will wait until everything is no longer "College Clean" before washing.

Guy 1: hey man didnt you wear that shirt the other day?

Guy 2: yeah, but its fine, its still college clean

by abesmartazz2 July 27, 2010

College Casual

A dress code commonly used by college organizations. It is between business casual and classroom casual. College casual includes nice jeans or slacks and a nice top. Athletic wear isn't allowed.

Alex: What are we supposed to wear to the meeting tomorrow?
Ian: College casual.
Alex: So a skirt and blouse?
Ian: Yes.

by Essie C. Girl August 29, 2012

College of the Streets

When someone learns a lot of hard knocks life lessons hanging out on the streets.

My best friend went to Harvard but I graduated from the College of the Streets.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 10, 2017

Colleena

“Colleena is a great friend, and can be a great enemy too. No enemies are great though, especially Colleena. Do NOT get on a Colleena’s bad side, she can literally kill you and have no remorse over it. What makes a Colleena a great friend is that she’ll tell you the truth even if it hurts. If you’ve got a Colleena as your friend, she’s got your back and will hurt anyone who messes with her and/or you. A Colleena may look innocent, but she can be a demon. If you have a Colleena as an enemy, she WILL take you down. A Colleena can be very competitive and cold. For some reason, a Colleena’s hands are always cold. I don’t know why? Kinda ironic since she can get cold easily. She can also get hot easily too...weird. A Colleena will normally think on how to gain world domination. Don’t underestimate a Colleena’s shortness, she’s got a LOT of power and can be very strong. She will try to overthrow and challenge a person who meets her abilities. She’s very competitive in a competition and will try her hardest to best you. She is a storm to mess with. A Colleena will also tackle you( that’s how a Colleena hugs) Watch our though, she can backstab you anytime though. A Colleena is both a friend and an enemy(frienemy) saying that she’s a great friend but you’ll still have a big rivalry with her. She can be the sweetest person alive but can turn intimidating and cold hearted in the blink of an eye. That’s basically, your friendship with a Colleena. Luv ya! “
From, a person named Angelica

“COLLEENA, PLEASE DONT KILL ME AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!”

by History_is_good June 23, 2018