chocolate bandit

Where you dip your balls into chocolate syrup and place them on ones eyes to create a bandit like mask.

I heard jake did a chocolate bandit on kyra.

by dizz85 May 5, 2009

chocolate honey

A hot ass black chick

DAMN LOOK AT THAT CHOCOLATE HONEY! FINE!

by Sandy Horse August 21, 2005

chocolate slinger

Employees at Godiva or other high end chocolate shops or factories. Chocolate slingers are specifically characterized by their judgmental nature and disapproval of your chocolate purchases.

"She rolled her eyes at me when I asked for banana chocolate truffles! It's not like she's Mrs. Godiva or anything... she's a friggin' chocolate slinger!"

by mimi marquez September 10, 2008

chocolate choo-choo

A sugary, chocolaty, very tasty, mildly alcoholic girl drink for those who want to drink, but can't stand the taste of alcohol.

Dude, I can see your vagina from here. Finish that damn drink. It's a chocolate choo-choo and tastes like dessert.

That chocolate choo-choo is mainly made up of sugar and air, no wonder it's tasty.

by vt26 May 14, 2008

Chocolate slut

Feeling like you've eaten too much chocolate.

"Jackson ate too many mini chocolate bars, which made him feel like a chocolate slut"

by Rewb August 17, 2011

White Chocolate Surprise

A white chocolate surprise is when a man ejaculates in a woman's anus, licks out a mixture of excrement and semen with his tongue, and deposits it in her vagina whilst eating her out.

"Did you see that video? Max Hardcore does a white chocolate surprise on that bitch."

by Emmzee March 19, 2008

the chocolate stuff

Low grade Marijuana, also know as dirt. It is so low grade and old and dry that it is brown instead of green. The only way to get any kind off a buzz out of it would be, to smoke half an ounce or more, non stop out of a bong, but since nobody wants to taint their bong with something so nasty, it ends up hand rolled in a flavored blunt to add a hint of flavor and to get a buzz off of the tobacco because that dirt aint getting any real stoner high for more than 30 seconds by itself. The reason it is called the chocolate stuff is that some potheads like to have names for their grass, and even a shitty batch needs a name to make it interesting especially to pot smokers who only normally smoke high grade hydroponic weed, and have to be convinced to try something that may have been green in 10,000 B.C. but currently looks like a tumbleweed mixed with chocolate cake batter and crushed pine cones.

Carlos: Did Justin have the Greens?

Ralph: Nah, I had to go to Fat Pat and get the chocolate stuff.

Carlos: I aint putting that shit in my pyrex

Ralph: Nah, we're gonna take the chocolate stuff and put it in the vanilla thing.

by ScaldedDog July 31, 2009