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Cockblocker

Someone who prevents you from getting some, such as Aaron Disease.
That cockblocker kept following us around.
by byahhh October 13, 2006
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cockblock

to get in the way of 'play'.
Hey ugly third-wheel person, don't cockblock.
by noelle April 22, 2003
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cockblocker

walking in a room asking for cheesepuffs while two people try to get there GAME ON!
christian walks into rebeccas room while rebecca and andy are trying to get it on.
he asks "rebecca do u have any cheesepuffs in your magical fridge of hope and wonder?"
rebecca says "uhh...noo"
and andy says "dude! stop being a cock blocker!"
christian get mad because andy called him a cockblocker and he couldnt get his dangg cheese puffs.
by kelly,krystine&bridgette January 8, 2009
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Je suis un tres bon cocksucker !

Je suis un tres bon cocksucker ! means "I am a very good cocksucker!" in French.
Je suis un tres bon cocksucker !
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
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cockblock

1. Originally applied to males. Any act blocking the pursuits of another through alphamale/dominant/dickish behavior.

Originally observed and defined in Moore Hall, 4th Floor, College Station Texas while watching a porn. A male actor was lining up his approach on a female actress in doggy style scene when Peter North pushed the lesser known actor out of the way and took "pole" position for himself. Henceforth this was known as the "cockblock". The term has grown from there.
I got totally cockblocked at that orgy on Saturday and ended up with a dwarf exchange student.
by rockit88 April 10, 2010
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Cocksucker

1. A person who performs fellatio.

2. An insult which defines the insulter as a person with a very negative attitude toward sexual behaviour, esp. american.
1. (S)He licked and sucked the guy's cock until he nearly fainted with pleasure.

2. He was raised in the bible belt, having the far-righteous christian belief that any sexual act other than the missionary position is not only his business, but wrong, and so, when confronted by a person he didn't like, called them a cocksucker.
by edjog October 7, 2005
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Cocksucker

Someone that feels the need to explain that they are not gay to people around them that assume they are gay.
You assumed right about me, I'm a cocksucker. I'm a fuckin faggot, I'm just not a people person, so I don't include myself in any organized group of fellow faggots like me, and I don't include them with me.
by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021
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