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Cock Blocked

People who are too stagnant and stuck up in their own emotions and environment to know whats really going on in reality.
You: In Call of Duty Zombies, lets turn on the power first so we can survive longer having most of the Perks

Asshole: Shut the Fuck up!

You: What did I do?

Asshole: Your stupid!

You: You want to fail the game? Why you so Cock Blocked? You have a Dick stuck up in your mouth or something? It sounds like it..... literally

That's an example of the word phrased "Cock Blocked" people. Have fun and get used to it because there are some people who are like that, and of course other people trying to solve problems.
Don't be the one who is Cock Blocked not unless somehow you end up on this page and are one.
by VirtualShark August 22, 2016
mugGet the Cock Blockedmug.

Cock Block

To prevent someone or yourself from preforming any acts sexually with someone of the same or opposite sex, purposeful or otherwise.
Some random woman started flirting with me at the bar, even though I'm happy married. I decided to Cock Block myself to prevent further action.
by JustLeaveMeAlone August 21, 2021
mugGet the Cock Blockmug.

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.
Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.
by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017
mugGet the lard cock-blockmug.

cock block

The friend that you have nothing in common with, but you seem to wind up hanging out anyways. Often interested in space, fantasy games and gaining weight. Forms an impenetrable barrier between you and good looking women.
Wanna hang out with Sam?

That dude is the biggest cock block. Hell no.
by Brainstorm129 January 17, 2011
mugGet the cock blockmug.

to much cock on the block

When there are to many men in one area
When the ratio of men to women is than 2:1 in a populated area be it clubs nightclubs, bars or general area.
Walking in to a nightclub and there is men everywhere and the lone female can barely be seen, and your mate says there's to much cock on the block
by Jackiebird23 December 25, 2013
mugGet the to much cock on the blockmug.

Dry cock blocking

)Dry cock blocking )is cock blocking lowkey .down low .when someone making sure yu don’t get laid
I was in the driver seat i was going to get laid Den bob called Carla to come i know bob was “dry cock blocking
by Big Z’s February 24, 2019
mugGet the Dry cock blockingmug.

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