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Cumber

"Yeah, mum walked in on us, you can bet things were pretty cumber after that!"

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"Man I feel so cumber right now"
by Christafa P G! January 20, 2009
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Tree climber

A discrerte way to say that you are going out to "climb trees" or in other words, to have sex in a tree house.
Kaija said she would have been a "Tree Climber" with ted but max went outside and stayed out there, resulting in him being a cock blocker.
by I3renton January 11, 2012
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clubber

-people who act like theyre better than everyine else knowing that theyre not

-not to be mikstaken with raver because all clubbers are all about the drugs and ravers are all about the plur
person 1: "man youre a clubber"

person 2: "heeellllll nooooo!!!! imma straight raver son!"
by dattoneechickk69 December 30, 2010
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Taiwanese Mountain Climber

The act of placing two naked Taiwanese women your shoulders and fingering them simultaneously with one hand. Meanwhile taking a bonsai tree and shoving it up your own rectum with your other hand.
tom- dude i got two Taiwanese hookers last night...
steve- please tell me you didn't do what i think you did.
tom- oh yah i did the Taiwanese Mountain Climber
by xXxpidgexXx May 24, 2009
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Cumber Collective

The false fandom name for fans of Benedict Cumberbatch. The name fans use who are too embarrassed to use the correct term, Cumberbitches. This falsification of dedication for the amazing Benedict Cumberbath by using this incorrect name shows that they really aren't that big of fans in the first place.
Did you say you were part of the Cumber Collective? You can leave now, we don't want your kind here. The Cumberbitches have spoken.
by HoneyYouShouldSeeMeInACrown December 26, 2013
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cumber

A cumber is defined as either 1) the amount of times he/she made you cum in a single session or 2) the number used to define how well he/she made you cum in a single session.
"Oh my god, his cumber is off the charts."
"My cumber last night was like trying to divide by zero: immeasurable."
"What's your record cumber?" "I dunno, could barely remember my fucking name, let alone my cumber."
by hammocksandspoons May 8, 2017
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Cumbersum

Cucumber + Cucumber = Sum
Sum + Cucumber = Cumbersum
This guy wouldn't stop laughing about the word cumbersum
by Cumbersum Guy March 11, 2019
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