Cleveland Clapper

A sexual act by nature (fetish) The Cleveland Clapper is the act of farting on someone’s chest during sexual intercourse.

Just as I was about to finish she stopped me, got on top and gave me a real Cleveland Clapper.

by ACalifornia January 9, 2018

Cleveland Car wash

When you take a laxative, and proceed to squat over someone face and spray them with liquid shit, and then lick their face off until it's clean.

I just took some Exlax earlier. I'm thinking about giving my girl a Cleveland Car Wash tonight when I get home.

by Bcash1985 September 13, 2019

Cleveland Conduit

Type MC or AC cable used instead of RMC EMT or Tray. Scabby installation.

Embarrassing quality work.

That entire job was done with Cleveland Conduit. Looks really shitty.

by CallbynameSlurp July 8, 2022

Portable Cleveland Steamer

Another name for the Steam Deck, predicted by Gape Newell several years before the actual steam deck was revealed.

The Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter. It'll provide you some jack pleasure on the toilet. You know whatever you need it for...

by Uncle Gubber September 11, 2023

Good Evening Cleveland

When you’re taking a shit and unintentionally orgasm.

I was dropping some heavy ordinance and oh oh oh, good evening Cleveland

by OGD JY October 16, 2022

clevlander

To have idiotic hope

Browns fans are clevlanders.

by Hh greg March 29, 2016

The Cleveland Steamer

The definition I remember goes like this. Two people having sex, one proceeds to sit down on "victim's" chest, facing their feet. Sitter then proceeds to take a massive dump,(the wetter the poo, the better). As the poo runs into "victim's" neck, the pooper gestures with hand in an upward and downward pulling motion, as if honking a truck horn, while singing out loud "WWOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!

bonus points awarded for:
-farting between the howls
-if the poop is wet and rolls around neck like a necklace
- wearing a captain's hat

see definition------------------

by Mephisto666 July 23, 2008