cleveland kotex

the act of shitting a large turd and shoving it up the vagina. This method can be used for pleasure or to prevent menstrual leakage.

after a hard hour of doggie style sex ethel asked george for a cleveland kotex to fix the leaky cunt.

by street whiz August 15, 2011

cleveland steamer

To the person who said that a Cleveland Steamer is when you receive a BJ on the crapper whilst droping the Kids off at the pool, To you I say, wrong sir. That is called a Blumpky. A Cleveland Steamer is most definatly a poo sport for the emotionally retartedans socially inept.

Why waste perfectly good poo on a Blumpky when you can share the fun of a Cleveland Steamer with your insignificant other.

by MO November 3, 2004

cleveland steamer

the procedure of one sexual partner (man or woman) taking a shit on the chest area of the other partner (man or woman).

That cleveland steamer you gave me last night was extra hot, i can still feel the steam from under the sheets last night.

by Angela Lopez May 1, 2006

cleveland steamer

when you take a shit on your partner during sex.

damn, i got to take a major dump and the bathroom is all the way downstairs. oh well, i'll just take a shit on this bitch.

by RayH December 23, 2003

cleveland steamer

To "lay down" a "track" in the "valley" on your partner while making "choo choo" noises.

I gave her a cleveland steamer and laid down a good track

by fobes June 16, 2004

cleverbot

A website that may seem like all fun and games, but it is fake. While you chat to the so called "cleverbot" the only thing that is happening is that you are talking to other users. You only talk to one person for about a few texts, then they change it, which is why you will get such random off-the-wall conversations. If you go to it at first, you will belive it, but if you tell somebody that the website is fake and that this is just two users talking to eachother, then you will most likely recieve a "oh!" That is also why the bot claims to be a human so many times. But it is fun messing with people :D

User:hello
Cleverbot: Are you a computer
User: No, you are
Cleverbot: No I am not you are
User: Why do you alway say I am the Robot
Cleverbot: Hello, do you like kool-aid?
(Owned)

by Snoopninja September 10, 2009

Cleveland Steamer

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Cleveland Steamer Haiku:

Wake up sleepy head\
Rise and shine bright morning day\
Hey! who crapped on me?\

by MC Flunk October 17, 2008