Proper clencher

When something is so scary that you clench your arsehole. Or when you take a scary fall while climbing

Oh shit that was a proper clencher

by Mccupoftea February 4, 2023

Don Cheech

Someone who is of boss status.

Big cigars and classy drink picker.

If you have been called a Don Cheech, you are a fother mucking BOSS! Stay ruling King.

by jigaboo52 May 28, 2023

Turtle cheeching

Performing a blow job on a soft penis.

"Donald has ED so Becky spends all night turtle cheeching."

by Tallulah Grey August 10, 2024

French Clench

Deadly sex technique, two partners clenching on their private parts as hard as they can, while french kissing, until one of them passes out. May involve urine, ropes, slurry, homeless people, BDSM gear, feces, and rarely : live animals.

- Bob, How's your sex life with Stanley?
- We keep it kinky with the French Clench.

by totus tuus March 6, 2024

California Clencher

A contest where 2 people put as many dildos between their cheeks as possible, and clench as hard as humanly possible until their ass starts cramping up to the point where blood starts pouring out of your ass hole.

"After I tried the California clencher I couldn't sit down for weeks"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

The Creech

An unusually sedentary lifeform found slouched in the darkest corner of the bedroom, often surrounded by snack wrappers, half-finished drinks, and an aura of vague disappointment. The Creech expends minimal energy unless food is involved, and despite doing absolutely nothing, still manages to bark orders like a discount drill sergeant with no rank.

“Hey man, can you help me move this couch?”
“Nah, The Creech said he’s conserving his back for fantasy football season.”

by Nate Higggerson July 9, 2025

Iron Cock Clench

An exceedingly firm clench, hold, or grasp around the shaft of the victim's penis, that is so forceful that it is deemed 'iron'. It is painful, and commonly used for, a bargaining piece, a way of releasing anger, an action of aggression, or to see the look on their face.

"I got George in such a good Iron Cock Clench that he almost pooped himself."

by urbandefiner2000 May 7, 2015