tom clay

Basically God. He has a great personality that really makes people happy. He’s a great musician, mainly Guitar and Drums. Everyone loves Tom Clay, regardless of who thy are. Tom Clay is God.
by Sauce bucket December 15, 2017
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clay daly

Hey it’s clay Daly the white kid.
by ?What? October 31, 2017
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Clay Pigeons

A term referring to when you are in a business meeting and everyone is at a standstill on new ideas or a compromise. Nothing has progressed after hours. So everyone throws new, lucid, off-fangled ideas out into the open. It's a metaphor that comes from a hunting exercise, where to prep for a hunt, one shoots clay pigeons instead of real pigeons. You're just throwing stuff up in the air -- hopefully something hits. Akin to throwing darts until someone hits close to the bullseye.
Nick: Hey, Alissa Heinerscheid, we've been at this business proposal for hours and it's going nowhere. Let's just throw up some clay pigeons and see if something hits. I'll let you start.

Alissa Heinerscheid: Well Nick there's this one LGTBQ+ influencer out there...

Nick: Get the FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE! (Holds recording device to his mouth) Note to self: No more trannie-influencer-ideas and hey, waiter, "I'll take two clay pigeons to go".
by Studs Lonigan III October 30, 2023
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Red clay stray

Red headed women with herpes
by KW54 June 24, 2023
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Take A Clay

When one has absorbed copious amounts of Mexican food and does not realize they need to poop. They then believe they are going to release the most satisfying fart in the history of time, but instead drop of a mountain of shit into their pants. They then make their fiance wash their tainted pants. Also used as a general term for basic bowel movement.
Hey it smells like tacos in here
Yeah I'm about to Take A Clay, fire up that washing machine
by Honky Actual May 20, 2016
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Jax Clay

Bro did you see him he's tiny.
Yea he's really a Jax Clay
by Bings July 29, 2023
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clay ass

When your poop is thick on your butthole over pooping and you have to wipe over and over. Resulting in using baby wipes to get your butthole clean.
Damn dude! My clay ass was so thick I had to use three baby wipes to feel clean.
by Miss Spectacular March 11, 2021
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