jesus titty fucking christ

When the son of god consensually fucks the titties of another man named Christ in public.

Greggles: Jesus titty fucking christ!!! Jesus is titty fucking CHRIST!!!

by victor kung October 30, 2010

Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ

A phrase commonly used by sunday school children when they scrape their knees, the phrase originated from the fact that Jesus and other sand niggers fuck sheep when they can't get laid.

Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ you Moon Belly you just spilt the bong water.

by Tom Ali August 21, 2006

christa

Verb. Underdressing with the mind.

I christed that girl up and down.-christa as past tense.

by tyler1234557576859 January 14, 2008

Christ on a trike

Said as a form of exclamation.

"Christ on a trike, did you see that?!"

by Col Mac September 27, 2007

Chaust

Someone or something who is very smart; Dervied from the Hindi word "Chust" meaning fast, smart, when pronounced in thete punjabi sounds like "Chaust"

1. Avatar is a super chaust movie !
2. Chaust is as chaust does.
3. Man that babe is way too chaust.
4. Chaust !!!

by too chaust February 5, 2010

Jesus Christ in a box

An exclamation you say when someone you depended on totally screws something up or you're faced with something that obviously just f*cked up your plans.

My sister to her husband-

"Jesus Christ in a Box, Michael! I said get the Playtex Supers in cardboard Tampons!... grrr Damnit!..."

by Kizzle: The Konqueror March 4, 2009

Breath of Christ

(heard around Bay Area recently)

Nickname for the minty breath strips that dissolve on your tongue. Or what you say when you give someone one (mocking Catholics' Blood of Christ / Body of Christ).

Dude you got serious garlic breath. Here have a breath of christ.

by Doctor Foo September 5, 2005