christopher briney

the hottest man alive, the boy who I scream all taylor swift songs for

christopher briney is hot as fuck

by imreadingsouthup July 12, 2022

Christopher Ford

The nigga who made Stickman Odyessy

Go buy Stickman Odyssey by Christopher Ford.

by Pat the Potato August 24, 2017

Christopher's Law

The exact opposite of Gall's Law; deriving simpler systems from the instant establishment of a complex one, essentially taking more time to form.

Dude 1: Yo how's your game dev project going?
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!

by Harvek July 29, 2023

Christophe Cummings

Frencie!!! He plays soccer, the clarinet, and the bass clarinet! He thinks that no one likes him, but I think he is wrong!

Christophe Cummings : "No one likes me! I hate (insert subject of conversation here) ! Go away

You : STOP IT FRENCHIE!!!!!

by That Band Girl May 4, 2010

Christopher Seda

Christopher Seda is a big fat cocoa puff and he looks like a buddha with that haircut. He likes to annoy Ana in Micah's class and he likes pen tapping. He likes making weird noises on calls, so beware. He is also a nice and funny person, but he is annoying at times. He has a glowing white tit on his roof. If you are friends with a Christopher Seda BEWARE.

That guy has a white tit on his roof!
His name must be Christopher Seda!

by ihatelife57 March 5, 2020

Peeping Christopher

An adult voyeur who enjoys watching small children undress, without the knowledge of the children or their parents.

Derived from "peeping tom" and a reversal of the acronym "CP," which is internet nomenclature for "child pornography."

If I see that man in the bushes outside the window during the kids' bathtime again, I'm going to call the police and report a peeping christopher.

by Concerned Parents June 24, 2011

christopher root

The most amazing boyfriend you could have.the most talented.loves to play sports.loves his girlfriend.will hate you if you like his girl friend.he is smart,charming,handsome and amazing person ever

If you dumb or loose a Christopher root than your screwed

by Alexa Schroeder October 23, 2017