Fat Choad

1. A loud morbidly overweight person that is skilled in the practice of annoying people with boring overinflated stories.

"This class sucks. The instructor is a fat choad".

by Bald fury May 1, 2011

Choad

Noun; A phallus, or penis. Also known as the Chinese Choad.

"You can suck my choad."

by Spyder Edwards December 3, 2004

Choadler

1) Derogatory term for a homosexual. 2) Insult meaning that the recipient performs fellatio for pleasure.

I can't stand Bob! He's a fucking choadler!

by FlatPatty September 19, 2009

Choad

A small/fat publess penis

Will:Look George is peeing in the corner again

Jamie:Thats because he doesnt want us to see his fat choad

by William Middleton April 30, 2005

choad crystal

The fecal matter that is caked on the back of a man's testicals.

yo, those choad crystals are wack, son.

by count snatchula March 20, 2009

choad

a penis whose diameter is greater that the leangth as measured from the top.

A very short fat penis may be a choad, if indeed it is fat or short enough.

by char July 30, 2003

choad

Basically, any excess skin on the head of a penis or in the scrotum to anus area. On the female, her vuluptous vulva and her taint region

jesse pulled back his choad to remove the lint from the head of his penis or his scrotum to anus region.

by jgiddy99 December 27, 2006