Occurs when a man places a firecracker inside a woman's vagina. The wick is then lit and a muffled pop is heard. The anus is also an acceptable position for the explosion to occur.
by Poppetkeeper February 17, 2010
Refers to the mysterious beings from the East, who are capable of performing unfathomable technological feats such as hacking the latest online games or unlocking the most restrictive firmware. The unsung legends with epicanthus from the land of bamboos can and will always blow your mind whether in shooter video games or in system moddings.
Miner 1: Urgh NVIDIA is going to limit the hashrate on RTX 3060 when mining ETH, what are we gonna do man
Miner 2: No worries man, the Chinese Wizards gonna work their magic and the firmware will be unlocked in no time after release lmao
Miner 2: No worries man, the Chinese Wizards gonna work their magic and the firmware will be unlocked in no time after release lmao
by Umuless March 04, 2021
(noun, Brit.)
To leave a restaurant without paying the bill; to 'do a runner'. Originally applicable to Chinese eating houses (where the 'dash' might be considered safer, due to the relative passivity and diminutive stature of the waiting staff), the expression is now considered an acceptable term to use irrespective of the restaurant's ethnic origin.
To leave a restaurant without paying the bill; to 'do a runner'. Originally applicable to Chinese eating houses (where the 'dash' might be considered safer, due to the relative passivity and diminutive stature of the waiting staff), the expression is now considered an acceptable term to use irrespective of the restaurant's ethnic origin.
"Heavens, Amelia - I appear to have left my Amex card in my other jodhpurs."
"Oh Giles, you're incorrigible. I suppose we'll have to perform the Chinese dash again."
"I'm very much afraid so, Amelia - I'm afraid so."
"Oh Giles, you're incorrigible. I suppose we'll have to perform the Chinese dash again."
"I'm very much afraid so, Amelia - I'm afraid so."
by Just_Tom April 09, 2010
by TheLegend27SucksDeezNutz/Gotem January 15, 2017
To Chinese Mingle is to aggressively haggle to a point where you walk away thinking you’ve been given a great deal, but in reality, you have been swindled.
by Tim Selleck April 22, 2022
by Drunkerooni March 26, 2017
Chinese food that you seem to only see in movies, tv shows, or commercial chinatowns in big cities, but doesn't actually exist anywhere in China, and would never be on the dinner table in a Chinese home, whether in China or abroad.
known for coming in takeout noodle boxes with disposable chopsticks.
known for coming in takeout noodle boxes with disposable chopsticks.
by longpinkytoes November 01, 2018