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Chinese Surprise

Occurs when a man places a firecracker inside a woman's vagina. The wick is then lit and a muffled pop is heard. The anus is also an acceptable position for the explosion to occur.
I Chinese Surprised my girlfriend in her sleep... still at the ER.
by Poppetkeeper February 17, 2010
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The Chinese Dash

(noun, Brit.)
To leave a restaurant without paying the bill; to 'do a runner'. Originally applicable to Chinese eating houses (where the 'dash' might be considered safer, due to the relative passivity and diminutive stature of the waiting staff), the expression is now considered an acceptable term to use irrespective of the restaurant's ethnic origin.
"Heavens, Amelia - I appear to have left my Amex card in my other jodhpurs."
"Oh Giles, you're incorrigible. I suppose we'll have to perform the Chinese dash again."
"I'm very much afraid so, Amelia - I'm afraid so."
by Just_Tom April 9, 2010
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Chinese host

A derogatory term for someone who is hosting an online game with slow internet. It comes from the idea that there are so many Chinese gamers they hack Western servers and when they play there they lag heavily because of the distance.
Gamer 1: Omfg this game is actually lagging every second.
Gamer 2: Yeah me too but I only have 40 ms.
Gamer 1: It's because of the fucking Chinese host.
by YYHeff January 19, 2011
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Chinese Goosepecker

The act of thumping, with the thumb and middle finger, an adult male in the testicles. (derives from the term goose (to poke with a finger in the butt, and pecker (referencing the area of anatomy being struck))
Man, did you see those guys give there buddy a Chinese goosepecker? His nuts are going to bruised and swollen.
by Thumperton April 25, 2011
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Chinese rash

A rash received from Chinese food, music, or people.
1: Boy I got a Chinese rash from listening to that music at the Chinese restaurant. Either that or it was that clam and vegemetal soup.
2: Man I think it was from that waitress girl who kissed your cookies.
by box-siren January 21, 2014
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chinese pudding

The diarrhea that happens after you eat chinese food.
Timmy ate chinese for dinner, and it gave him chinese pudding for desert.
by chinkchongchang December 13, 2014
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chinese stinger

Imported goods from the Far East that prove to be very cheap to purchase, but on arrival prove to be extremely dangerous or deadly.
"That box of nerf darts you bought are goddam chinese stingers"
"Don't eat those! My dog just exploded - those noodles are chinese stingers!"
by oldmanvegas February 17, 2015
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