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Chinese Surprise

Occurs when a man places a firecracker inside a woman's vagina. The wick is then lit and a muffled pop is heard. The anus is also an acceptable position for the explosion to occur.
I Chinese Surprised my girlfriend in her sleep... still at the ER.
by Poppetkeeper February 17, 2010
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chinese holiday

Escaping from the need to do any work at your desk by going to hide in the toilet without needing to use it.
"Where's Keith?"
"He looked pretty stressed earlier. Reckon he's fucked off for a Chinese holiday."
by Lewis Hogan November 3, 2017
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Chinese Simp

Chinese Simp is someone who is not chinese, but tells everyone that he knows the chinese culture the best, but when he/she meets someone who is chinese, he/she knows nothing.
Karen is a Chinese Simp.
Omg, I am not a Chinese Simp.
by pseudonym peter April 22, 2021
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Chinese CockFire

When you give someone a Chinese burn on their dick so hard their foreskin burns off.
I would love to give him a Chinese CockFire
by TheLegend27SucksDeezNutz/Gotem January 15, 2017
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Chinese Fisherman

Greatest fisherman of all time and is invincible. He is immortal and fought with gods from different mythology. He has the power to destroy the universe in a second
"omg! its the legendary chinese fisherman"
"the chinese fisherman just revived the dead man"
by fruitcake66666 October 3, 2021
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Chinese host

A derogatory term for someone who is hosting an online game with slow internet. It comes from the idea that there are so many Chinese gamers they hack Western servers and when they play there they lag heavily because of the distance.
Gamer 1: Omfg this game is actually lagging every second.
Gamer 2: Yeah me too but I only have 40 ms.
Gamer 1: It's because of the fucking Chinese host.
by YYHeff January 19, 2011
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Chinese Beard

Slang for a surgical face mask often used in public areas to prevent the spread of illnesses, incredibly popular in the Asian community.
"Yo man, there's a cold going around. You better strap on your Chinese Beard!"
by Wookieflookieflame February 1, 2020
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