Chimo Blinds

When the blinds on a window have that bend in them like someone might be watching you.

"We need to fix that bend in our blinds so people in the pool dont think we are watching them through our chimo blinds."

by Salleone August 4, 2009

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Chimoke

Someone who is incapable of basic human functions

"Look at that guy, he's a right chimoke"

by beatzzzz October 28, 2016

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A more subtle variant of the Dutch Oven. The Dutch Chimney is the act of farting under the covers, and then lifting one's feet to draw air in under the covers. A small passage is then created near the victims face, typically by a loving gesture such as as hug, and an "I love you, baby." The ass gas is then forced past the victims face by dropping one's feet. An expert practitioner can achieve an almost simultaneous "I love you too, baby" and "You asshole!"

"I've been eating a fat burrito at lunch every day this week. It's been awesome."
"Dude, you should totally Dutch Chimney your wife."
"Okay, but can I sleep on your couch?"

by _fatWetSteakBurrito February 20, 2015

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