Chester Esoteric

A Gothic erotic act in which only a few people know its true nature. If observed by an outsider, it would simply look like "tea baging", though, there are some notable differences. Firstly, the 'Chester" is wearing a brown leather mask and cape, while violently screaming profanities in order to arouse the person being "Chester'd", all the while repeatedly crouching and touching their "Chesticles" onto the persons chest.

Person a:"What is Chester Esoteric?"
Brown Munk: "If only you knew..."

by TheMountainGoat5000 August 25, 2011

chesterfester

Being lazy as fuck, lying on a chesterfield for endless hours, festering doing nothing but watching netflix or any type of tv/video games

Look at kyle being a huge chesterfester, never got up all day

Yeah I'm in a frat and im kind of a big deal, I can lick a girls anal passage and chesterfester at the same time

by fratlife November 7, 2012

Chest Pups

A colloquial term for a women's breasts

Wow, that girl over there on the other side of the club, has nice chest pups, her cleavage shows and all.

by Batdad Merla February 18, 2013

Chestcretion

A word used to describe the act of shitting on someone's chest, as popularised by the google search suggestion "what is it called when someone shits on your chest"

Sarah: Zomg, you would never believe what I found out about my disgusting boyfriend today!
Sam: What? What?
Sarah: He told me he loved to watch videos of chestcretion and hope that we could both do it!!!
Sam: EWWWWWW *faints*

by Lolious Maximus May 23, 2013

Cheetah Rich

To be rich enough to afford pet cheetahs. You may not actually buy pet cheetahs but they are an option, if you are bored enough, or have the connections (i.e. a Toyota corolla or Prius is not your primary means of transportation)

"Damn! that fool is Cheetah Rich", "Oh, so you're going out on your yacht...it must be nice to be Cheetah Rich", "the guy who drove up in his new Bugatti is Cheetah Rich"...you get the picture

by Shawngoez November 12, 2013

chesapeake bay steampot

A chesapeake bay steampot is a sex act derived from a dutch oven in which one individual coats there asshole in old bay seasoning prior to pulling the bedsheets over their partner's and their head and farting to savor the distinctive Chesapeake flavor.

1. Mary did not like the stench or flavor of Mike's Chesapeake Bay steampot after he treated her to a wonderful bushel of steamed crabs.

by bay lover December 5, 2013

chest cavity

An extra pocket located in the human chest, great for storing items like drugs.

Hi jess! Hi Nathan! Nice chest cavity you've got there!

by natnat980 February 28, 2014