A snowman's chance in hell

The chance a snowman has before it is obliterated by the fire and brimstone of hell.

An issue or person doesn't have a snowman's chance in hell of being accepted by a certain process, as consistently proven by past experience; there's no need to run that snowman through the entire process...again.

by frostySnowman March 19, 2013

Cody chance

A huge douchebag. Tries a little too hard to seem like he is into girls, while all his friends (if you could call him that) know he is secretly into men, and prances around in his mothers thongs and or tu tu's by nightfall. Normally is seen with absolutely no women/vaginas within a 2 mile radius. Cody Chance normally comes along with a very hairy ass, and usually is refered to by the women who know him as a premature ejaculator ( these previous statements may or may not include his mother/father ) they may also be false, but most likely i wouldnt fuck with you on this. they are 100 percent accurate. Cody Chance enjoys being left home alone with all the pets running around the house. he has been known to attempt impregnanting several of his feline friends. This is one fucked up puppy.

Dude where did all the women go?? Cody Chance came by so they drowned themselves.

by Big Dick Nick Drady August 31, 2010

Chance Carnes

The definition of this word is:
A guy that every girl thinks is hot because he is not a pervert like every body else like thurman, zizza, marshel, jessie,and I geuss matt. I think he would have already had like 20 girlfriends if he grew some balls.

A kind guy that every girl likes because he is not a perve

by Anthony John Zizza April 22, 2005

Chancla

A weapon of mass destruction that can eliminate anyone and is wielded by Mexican mom who is accident at this time.

My mom threw a chancla at me.

by Gjlhgf February 9, 2018

Chancellor High School

A school with the tightest kids in fburg. Filled with stoners, skaters, punks, scenesters, emos, preps, gangsters, wiggers, ho's, rockers, nerds, gamers, h4x0rz, pyros, jocks, artists, and hippies. Most of the teachers there are pretty dope. Courtland and Riverbend sometimes try to fuck up the road and the class rock. But end up getting their windows fucked and walls painted.

Also has a tight 14 set.

Chancellor High School

Dude 1: Who the fuck painted our rock?
Dude 2: Who cares? It's a fucking rock.
Dude 1: Word. Lets mack on some chicks.

by fburgmonster December 26, 2008

Last Chance U

A derisive name for a univeristy with a low standard of acceptance and few academic requirements, usually used by students at supposedly top-tier universities.

In Ontario, universities often earning this moniker include Laurentian, Lakehead, Carleton, Brock and Trent.

"Mike couldn't get into a good school, so now he goes to Last Chance U."

by Herwits October 31, 2007

Chance

Noun: A shot, hit, swig, etc. Can apply to drinking, smoking, doing drugs, having sex, or whatever else can be found at parties
Verb: To consume the item that is in one's hands

"Yo man, your turn to chance the weed."
"You got your Vodka, I got my Tequila. Let's chance this!"
"I think you should chance that entire 40."
"She's passed out on the couch: go chance that!"

by Ein Wrose June 29, 2006