a Calvin

To be so sad that you go home drunk and alone, cry and masturbate using your own tears as lubrication.

Jon:Dude got dumped on Valentine's Day.
Ace: He's going home to pull a Calvin.

by Varnell August 7, 2006

Cavinism

When you end up having intercourse with a virgin while she is extremely intoxicated, while on her period and you are completely sober.

Dude the cavinism last night was the greatest, although I feel like I'm going to regret this later today.

Man shes always complaining that she lost her virginity during cavinism.

by Good Driver Discount December 11, 2010

Caline-maddened

Forcible fart which causes asshole protrusion; An overall terrible Vagina smell; The noise that is made when asians have anal intercourse

1. Damn bro i just blasted in my pants so hard i think i just Caline-maddened myself

2. God what is that terrible noise and smell? Its almost like there was a group of asians getting caline-maddened

by Mr.Stinkfinger March 20, 2011

Calvin

Someone who gets a hard-on when a woman that is about 200 years older than him touches his dick

A- Did you see what happend ?

B-"Yes that guy pulled a calvin with that old lady"

by Smartguy69666 September 12, 2016

Caine

Super attractive. Loves to have sex all the TIME! Is the best leader ever!!!!

Person A: I heard that Caine had sex fifteen times!
Person B: He is such a Caine Lol!
Person A: Well he is fucking hot!

by keasey33 June 25, 2016

Herman Cain

A 2012 Presidential Candidate whose add campaign featured one of his political advisors smoking a cigarette at the end of the commercial. The recent video released by Cain's campaign has sparked controversy over the unclear reason of creating a commercial with tobacco in it.

1: "Hey man, have you seen Herman Cain's latest add?"
2: "Yeah, his political advisor is seen smoking a cigarette!!"
1: "WOW. Seems like a great way to campaign."

by anzainfo October 25, 2011

Cavinator

A person who has a cavin on their chest. And also eats other peoples chest, giving them a cavin. There can only be one at a time. Their attacking noise is: EHHH-UHHH.

Example:
Person 1: WHAT THE HECK IS THAT
Person 2: i- i think thats a cavinator....
Person 1: LETS GET OUT OF HERE
they both start running
turns around
Cavinator looks at them, starts chasing them
Cavinator: EHHH-UHHH

by oscar the fat kid April 14, 2020