catfish cleatis

A jealous stalker boyfriend who won't leave so he steals her phone and sends phony messages trying to benefit his situation.

Friend: "Hi Jen, how are you?
Catfish cleatis: "I have a boyfriend so stop calling!"
Friend: "Ah... this must be Cleatis the Catfish with a cats penis. Lol. Have Jen hit me up when she gets her phone back"

by Mr Dinges July 17, 2024

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Penis catfish

A fake ass fuck impersonator. Someone who can't tell the truth if their life depended on it. Someone that lives life by coming up on others in any way possible.

If homeboy only knew the dude he's rolling around with is the one who stole his car, he would see he's just a penis catfish.

by **SMD** May 9, 2025

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Holy Catfishing

When a girl goes on tinder specifically to try to convert horny men for Jesus. She generally matches with them, flirts with them, and then when it's time for the meet-up, won't stop talking about Jesus.

Matched with Tina on Tinder, she said to meet up at the Coffeeshop on 4th and Vine. When I got there and saw the sign that said "Holy Grounds" I know she must have been Holy Catfishing!

by holydude May 20, 2025

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Catfish Tunalizer

An experimental apparatus that converts raw natural catfish meat into clean, edible, refined tuna. Usually canned for longevity so it can be consumed for nutrients on above and below water adventures.

Sir, if we don’t get the catfish tunalizer back online, everyone in the sub we made out of an old glycol absorber is going to starve.

by Str8JN June 10, 2025

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