Slapping the Cactus

(v). to slap the cactus, to be slapping the cactus, to have slapped the cactus.

A phrase used upon the realization that you are (or even within the act of) doing something worthy of a *facepalm* only it is worse. It is also the more exciting substitute for calling someone dumb, or stupid.

"Sarah was definitely slapped the cactus last night - she turned the stove on, forgot that she had, and proceeded to set her laundry down - thankfully she only singed her eyebrows when she tried to put the fire out with the contents of a suspicious water bottle that turned out to be full of vodka"

Sam: "Come on man, you HAVE to admit, Shelby is pretty hott"
Tim: "Dude, stop slapping the cactus - she looks like a mule"

by Sienna Shay October 3, 2010

Caruso

another word for marijiuana, used predominently on the East Coast

(v.) Hey, let's go outback and Caruso

(n.) Do you have any Caruso for sale?

by $$ash_money December 8, 2006

Cactus

A racial slur for a Mexican who is being a dick

At a bar:
Girl: You think you can get me drink?

Guy: I can't! The guy at the counter's not letting me! He's such a Cactus!

by MCRainbowSupernova8196 December 29, 2019

Prickly Pear Cactus

When a guy shaves his pubes and lets it grow out until it reaches 5 o'clock shadow. Shortly after, get a blow job from a chick and before you're about to bust grab the back of her head and rub her face all over your prickly pubes. The result is a rug burned faced with jizz dripping from her nostrils and mouth.

I brought that a bitch prickly pear cactus as a house warming gift.

by Zebrarez October 16, 2014

cactus crusher

An offensive word used to name Mexican people. Derived from incidents where illegal immigrants accidentaly land on cactus as the jump the border.

That cactus crusher smells like beans.

by doooz August 19, 2008

Canus

Pronounced kay-nuhs. It is the area between the cunt and the anus.

Her juice drained from her cunt toward her anus, via her canus! Yummmmy.

by tdaddy916yadadaibooboo October 5, 2009

cacuito

Also spelled "caquito," a derogatory term for people of South American descent, particularly Mexicans

I went to the park on Sunday to watch the cacuitos play volleyball.

by JUAMS August 16, 2010