A place in North America where weed is basically legal, and where police ride horses. Often referred to as a place where the government is somewhat sane and snow is a regular occurrence.

That guy is totally from Canada. He's baked and still functional!

Canada by VendorOfSnacks January 29, 2018

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canada

Americas hat.
jk A country above the U.S where ppl live in regular houses and a regular city and smoke guanja a lot.
Except for some places there is igloos and inuits (Eskimos)and Canadians do say "eh" A LOT! i have an Ethiopian-Canadian cousin from toronto and he says it so much its annoying!
Canada is also very diverse. From what ive seen there are more foreigners in Canada than America. They go there because its safe and free health care and blah blah blah! They go there because its easier to start a new life and find weed plain and simple.
Some of the french canadians are kind of racist but everyone is else is cool.

America is still kinda doper than canada. theres not that much excitement or famous ppl except for some comedians. lol

Me: Bro im goin to Canada for the weekend
My Friend: are you gonna live in a igloo or a log cabin?
ME: a condo....
My Friend: Is that short for "condonsation"?! Your gonna sleep in the snow?!
Me: You mean "Condensesation"? no dumbass a condominium!
My friend: Whats that?
Me: your not my friend anymore your too dumb
My Ex- friend:='(

canada by [Gun Rue] kid April 12, 2008

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Canada

land of fake ass bacon and fake ass tits

what the fuck this isnt bacon and these arent tits. Canada fucking sucks.

Canada by imanassclown August 22, 2011

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Canada

America's gay hat to the north

When people wonder what a gay hat looks like, they look at Canada

Canada by America, eff ya March 4, 2010

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