Cotton Eye

When you are stoned out of your mind and you wear contact lenses, your eyes dry up and the lenses stick and irritate you.

Damn bro, every time I blink this cotton eye makes my vision blurry!

by guitaristdito January 19, 2016

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cotton kleanexin

when one (usually a guy) uses a garment to wipe up the mess after rubbin one out (wanking/masturbation).

steve : i had a massive wank last night, went everywhere!!

gerald : wow nice!!! did you wipe it up?

steve : corse used my sock, cotton kleanexin ALL THE WAY!!!

by luke mcgillicuddy March 10, 2008

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cotton bullets

Euphemism for tampons, primarily derived from the shape and material they are made from.

Don't mess with the missus this week, i accidentally spotted some cotton bullets in her handbag

by mrbruceman January 11, 2009

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cuttin da fool

when you kick your friend out of the group for being an asshole or by consistently being a douchebag.

when your friend has sex with another group members girlfriend. you are at that moment, "cuttin da fool".

by BIG am March 24, 2009

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Another type of shart. (When one tries to fart and also shits.) This one has hit the cotton (your underwear.) The only way to recover is by breaking out to the bathroom and cleaning your shitty ass and throwing your shitty underwear in the tub.

Dude, I cotton sharted at her crib and shit all over myself! I just broke out and ran down the street cryin'!

by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" March 21, 2010

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