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Uncertain Curtain

Casting Couch so to say the curtain is uncertain so thus it wants a raise so it is a casting couch
person1: im like a curtain
person2: how
person1: im an uncertain curtain
person2: what a casting Couch
by Octico November 10, 2021
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Clapping curtains

A condition that a female with large vaginal lips gets after years of intense penile thrusting from large penises,usually females with multiple partners suffer from it,especially BBW
Maria had a case of clapping curtains when her vaginal lips slapped against Jose's thick penis as he pounded her cooch
by BIG T 49 June 9, 2017
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curtain pass

Driving from one side of the highway to the other in one fluid motion across 3 or more lanes with complete disregard for other drivers you have caused to slam on their brakes and crap their pants.
Nice curtain pass asshole. You just had to stay in the fast lane until the last 100 ft before your exit.
by parkerman November 25, 2007
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hairy curtain

He act of having sex though a beard.

Either the males if it is long enough to have sec through. Or you have a third party dangle the beard in between while the act is commenced
Friend - how was the love making last night ?

Girl - we tried the hairy curtain, but his friend curt kept staring at my beave
by Hosstich July 20, 2017
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The Lying Curtain

Term to describe Donald J. Trump's proposed wall between Mexico & the United States. A wordplay on the "Iron Curtain" that divided Berlin in the 20th Century, & the fact the Trump has a problem with expressing the truth.
The Lying Curtain is a wall between Mexico & the United States that is currently being proposed.
by Jnarimbaud February 18, 2017
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curtain frost

The smell that's left in the room after you have sex that has now stuck on your curtains. This can only be called "curtain frost" if sex took place 3 or more days ago.
"I had sex a couple of days ago with Amy, and there's still some curtain frost."
by CEL222 July 18, 2016
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Curtain Smoosh

The female version of a mushroom stamp. Walk up to someone, drop trou, and just lambaste someone with your labia. Extra points for leaving a slug spot.
She totally curtain smooshed him at the party last night.
by Krissyjones October 16, 2018
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