crapsplatter

The nasty residue left on the underside of the toilet seat after an extremely forceful and/or large bowel movement.

I shouldn't have eaten that burrito yesterday. I left a nasty crapsplatter.

by Grue December 14, 2003

CHIPSTH

CHIPSTH is a religious term refering to the religion of CHIPSTH. It consists of the fruits and/or animals that worship mark, the CHIPSTH god. CHIPSTH was discovered in the year 2005 and is an ongoing process to convert the world to either an animal or fruit name and to worship all things chipsthy. The two founding mothers of CHIPSTH are Bare (bear) and Limin (lemon). They have then adopted many under them. Limin ruling the fruits and Bare ruling the animals. Bunnunah (banana) is the only CHIPSTH officer witch is the second highest position. Maingow (mango) is a CHIPSTH janitor, the lowest position. After you have been adopted into the chipsthy family you are given a fruit or an animal name. usually spelled different then the given name. You must fallow all the chipsth rules or you are then declared unchipsthy or chipshy. Being Chipshy is like sinning in the christian religion. The Chipsth religion's symbol are triangles like the christian and catholic religion's symbol is a cross. Chipsth is a peacful religion and everyone in the chipsthy family loves everyone and everything except bad things. Bare, Limin and Bunnunah are vegetarian and do not support eating meat. We think eating meat is evil.

That triangle is chipsthy.

That number is chipshy.

by Bunnunah February 1, 2008

chipsaw puzzle

the bizarre and most unfortunate phenomenon that sometimes occurs within a bag of chips when two or more chips intertwine, creating one colossal chip and, should you unsuccessfully attempt to break the chips out of the puzzle, a very big mess of shattered chip crumbs, getting all over your freshly swept floors, getting up in everyones barefoot toes and being generally irksome.

dude, i'm warning you right now, if you try to undo that chipsaw puzzle instead eating it whole and you get chip crumbs all over our clean floor we are officially no longer friends.

by homework joe March 2, 2010

Crapstack Nessie

The art of having such an enormous bowel movement that when you stand up and examine it before you flush....the poop is sticking up out of the water.

Dude, I ate at White Castle last night and this morning I pulled off a Crapstack Nessie!!

by SuperDoops October 25, 2010

Craps Table

When a girl handles your testicles with unrelenting vigor, groping your jewels very aggressively. I.e. she rattles your balls like she's working a craps table. Very pleasurable.

Friend: Dude, did you get with that bootylicious dimebag last night?

Receiver: Yeah man, she totally craps tabled the shit out of my testicles while sucking on the tip of my cock! I came so hard I thought my soul exited my body through my penis.

by TentativeTitle November 7, 2011

Čips(chips)

Croatian word

Nina:I’m hungry

Lucija: have some čips(chips)

by Idkimbored August 31, 2018

Holy Crapstackles

It’s an ejaculation, interjection, short utterance used to describe surprise and excitement.

Holy crapstackles! That is the finest provolone I have tasted in years!

by Sienna D. Sazam May 23, 2005