The Chocolate Covered Banana

when you shit on your own penis and proceed to oral sex with ya lady!!!!!!!!!!!

hey hey, how's about a chocolate covered banana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Keanu Reeves April 23, 2005

chocolate-covered raspberry

The act of giving someone a raspberry after the person has eaten chocolate, leaving a brown stain on the recipient's shirt.

Dude she ate M&M's and gave me a chocolate-covered raspberry!
Ew! I can see the stain!

by dwright93 March 14, 2010

jizz covered tacos

when your eating a taco and your sour cream is really jizz bc the guy next to you wanted to be funny and jizzed all over your taco, so now your taco is going to be a stick mess.

dude that cour cream looks like jizz, your eating a jizz covered tacos

by TarTar[-_-] August 20, 2009

Man hole cover

A cover protecting a mans ass, usually used in jail.

"Man, should of gotten a man hole cover!"

by Matt January 25, 2004

Chocolate Covered Payday

Receiving a money shot from a big black dick

The volleyball coach got blasted with a chocolate covered payday from Jerome.

by Bill Pickle March 5, 2010

F.S.D. cover up

F.S.D.'s that call people F.S.D. for some bullshit reason to try and cover up the fact that they themselves are F.S.D.

Max - Do you like Chiodos?

Austin R. - F.S.D!!!!!!

Max - Wow. You have to be the biggest F.S.D. cover up of all time

by lynchmob1612 March 2, 2009

cum covered tissues

A tissue after a guy wipes the cum off his dick after jerking off.

I came so hard, all my tissues were cum covered tissues😂

by Official urban definer August 21, 2016