The Chocolate Covered Banana

when you shit on your own penis and proceed to oral sex with ya lady!!!!!!!!!!!

hey hey, how's about a chocolate covered banana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Keanu Reeves April 23, 2005

chocolate-covered raspberry

The act of giving someone a raspberry after the person has eaten chocolate, leaving a brown stain on the recipient's shirt.

Dude she ate M&M's and gave me a chocolate-covered raspberry!
Ew! I can see the stain!

by dwright93 March 14, 2010

jizz covered tacos

when your eating a taco and your sour cream is really jizz bc the guy next to you wanted to be funny and jizzed all over your taco, so now your taco is going to be a stick mess.

dude that cour cream looks like jizz, your eating a jizz covered tacos

by TarTar[-_-] August 20, 2009

Man hole cover

A cover protecting a mans ass, usually used in jail.

"Man, should of gotten a man hole cover!"

by Matt January 25, 2004

Gravy Covered Clam

The result of upchucking on a very stinky twat. This leaves the punanny covered in a thick gravy.

Oh, damn. I tried to eat Mel last night, but it stunk so bad I blew chunks. I just left her their with her Gravy Covered Clam.

by Jimmy the Goon September 22, 2011

Chocolate covered pretzel

When a girl has to take a shit and you have anal

Bro did u here about that girl that chocolate covered pretzeled ,it was nasty she put it on the hub

by Salty Jews February 16, 2018

Chocolate Covered Payday

Receiving a money shot from a big black dick

The volleyball coach got blasted with a chocolate covered payday from Jerome.

by Bill Pickle March 5, 2010