creaming the corn

verb: code name for masturbation. a play on words seeing that an ear of corn is the penis and the cream is the result of the act.
"OMG! I just walked in on my brother creaming the corn!"
by wzylvr09 July 01, 2009
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corn strip

there are many names for this one; part of the body that separates nuts from anus or vaj-j from anus. also believed to be your center of gravity.
my fucking corn strip is so damn hairy!
by moon v November 02, 2007
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cream corned

I haven't heard from Bill in three weeks--I think he cream corned me.
by Mike Mancada July 26, 2008
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Corn Husked

To be ass raped in the darkness of a corn field in Iowa. Usually happens to unsuspecting business men who venture out too far from the safety of their hotels.
I was on a feed mill start up in Iowa with the new guy Steve and after work we went to the bar with a bunch of farmers. The next morning Steve woke up with kernels of corn in his hair and had a raw anus. I said, "Damn Steve you got Corn Husked!"
by Barbicakes May 23, 2008
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corn bread

A baked foodstuff for which the primary ingredient is maize, which many people call corn, a grain. Tradition holds that the Pilgrims ate corn bread because it was a plentiful grain - and the only grain - readily available where they settled in Massachusetts.
Yo this cornbread is most delicious, mothafucka! I gotta git me the recipe, fool!
by Truth2Power August 06, 2004
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Sweet Corn

A slang for pot, often used in areas where they sell sweet corn, so as to not make others know your talking about buying weed.
Dude I looking to buy some sweet korn.

There is some dank sweet corn for sale down the street.
by Stalinismydaddy June 13, 2008
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corn fed

Describes your typical midwesterner. A white guy or girl who is large and stocky but in a healthy way. Corn fed women have child-bearing hips and corn fed men play football. Not attractive, but not ugly either, just plain. They're simple, friendly folks, sweet as apple pie, but lack complexity. Make good husbands and wives, but will bore you to death if you try to have an intelligent conversation with one.
Steve settled down with some corn fed girl from Indiana. Now he'll spend the rest of his dull, miserable existence raising kids and mulching his yard.
by Moe Moo August 25, 2006
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