Cook the Duvet

Flatulence released under the covers with the sheets and duvet pulled tight to avoid the release of the stench.
I decided to cook the duvet before Rachel came to bed. When she pulled the sheets back to crawl in a massive waft of ass stench greeted her nostrils.
by Dick Onchin December 29, 2020
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cooked smug

to be cooked medium-rare. a well-known phrase in backwoods waffle house locations in the southern US.
Pauline: "Order up, Table 7 wants their steak cooked smug!"
Chef: "An aristocrat, are they?"
by marblecakealsothegame13 December 13, 2018
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Cadbury Cook

When you are a horny little gremlin and decide to let another man fuck your girl and he gives her a cream pie. After he has finished, you go down on your girl and eat her out, while enjoying the taste of the man’s cum mixed with your girl’s juices, which resembles a Cadbury Cream Egg.
Mr. Cook let another man fuck his girl while he happily watched. After the man finished inside her, Mr. Cook went down on his girl and ate her cum filled pussy like a Cadbury Cream Egg. Therefore, this is called a Cadbury Cook.
by Zippy6969 March 15, 2023
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cook that crook

If someone says something bad or something you disagree with you say cook that crook
Friend: I like dating 5 year old girls because they’re hot
Me: ya know what? Cook that crook
by Got slurpee November 06, 2018
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cooked hard

Cooking something to a point of being extra crispy.
I want my wings cooked hard.
by Baddison December 05, 2010
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Lexi cook

Gay af rude af stupid af and dont be friends with her
"Lexi cook is gay"
by Kfkykyoyo December 12, 2019
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Slow Cook

To tie a girl down and use a vibrator for a specific amount of time (depending on recipe). then once cooked and quivering, eating her like pork ribs.
Oh you're kinky huh? Too easy, I'll slow cook you like it's Thanksgiving.
by Icshortstuff July 12, 2019
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