When at a live musical performance, the audience claps to a beat, but it sounds like a crescendo due to members of the audience being musically inept and thus unable to clap on beat. Found at most shitty bands performances for obvious reasons.
Jonathan: My girlfriend drug me to a Nickleback concert and the audience was crescendo clapping to all their shitty songs and it made it even worse than it already was!
Ron: Damn.
Ron: Damn.
by behemoth887 July 09, 2009
Someone who is super ditsy, constantly sits in class wondering wtf is going.
At times they have a low IQ.
At times they have a low IQ.
She's so clapped in the head for doing that.
by sidonia01 September 12, 2018
The act of violently moving the pelvic area in a thrusting motion inorder to clap the scrotum against the gluteal wall. It bears a strong resemblance to a clap with the hands.
by The Dude. October 24, 2008
When a man is a.) naked or b.) wearing clothing that is non-constraining on the crotchal region, and he begins pelvic thrusting with such violent determination that his scroat (scrotum) begins to repeatedly smack audibly againnt his chode/taint/chonch.
by Masterclapper October 19, 2006
Lucas: "hey man wanna chill with Little Bitch and Troy tonight?"
Fred: "They can't hang. They're too busy Clapping Coconuts"
Fred: "They can't hang. They're too busy Clapping Coconuts"
by Kks_tits(limp) January 19, 2015
by handpluckedking May 21, 2009
by Logan May 25, 2003