crescendo clapping

When at a live musical performance, the audience claps to a beat, but it sounds like a crescendo due to members of the audience being musically inept and thus unable to clap on beat. Found at most shitty bands performances for obvious reasons.
Jonathan: My girlfriend drug me to a Nickleback concert and the audience was crescendo clapping to all their shitty songs and it made it even worse than it already was!

Ron: Damn.
by behemoth887 July 09, 2009
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clapped in the head

Someone who is super ditsy, constantly sits in class wondering wtf is going.
At times they have a low IQ.
She's so clapped in the head for doing that.
by sidonia01 September 12, 2018
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sack clap

The act of violently moving the pelvic area in a thrusting motion inorder to clap the scrotum against the gluteal wall. It bears a strong resemblance to a clap with the hands.
by The Dude. October 24, 2008
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thunder clap

When a man is a.) naked or b.) wearing clothing that is non-constraining on the crotchal region, and he begins pelvic thrusting with such violent determination that his scroat (scrotum) begins to repeatedly smack audibly againnt his chode/taint/chonch.
Honey, stop that! Your thunder clap so goddamn loud it's going to wake the neighbors again.
by Masterclapper October 19, 2006
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Clapping Coconuts

Term for gay sex (anal)! Word inspired by the slapping of testicles common during gay intercourse.
Lucas: "hey man wanna chill with Little Bitch and Troy tonight?"
Fred: "They can't hang. They're too busy Clapping Coconuts"
by Kks_tits(limp) January 19, 2015
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Bearcat Clap

The name for a supposed strain of chlamydia that originated in Maryville, MO.
I'm going to the 'ville tonight to get some pussy.

Watch out for skanks with the Bearcat Clap!
by handpluckedking May 21, 2009
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Clap nuts

When ones nuts(aka. testicles) collide with ones leg creating a loud "clapping" sound.
Look, there goes Steve. He has "clap nuts"
by Logan May 25, 2003
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