A really hot guy that will do anything for a peice of food.
He is sexy and a sexy hot face
the sexiest guy in the world
Sweet and cool
coolest guy in the school!
He is sexy and a sexy hot face
the sexiest guy in the world
Sweet and cool
coolest guy in the school!
by Anonymous man <3 July 27, 2009
Get the Christianmug. *sigh* the christians are people who believe in the only one and true God. They shouldnt be hated... no one else should be either... christians are for the good that remains on this earth, they are a peacful people, they dont steal, they love one another (after all why not? Jesus died for our sins outa his love for US) if you believe in the Lord God with all your heart and try to do what is best then you are a christian. Your works and attitude show what you really are inside. Hatred and sin clouds the mind but God has put his spirit in christians' hearts to help you stay away against all disgusting and evil things around you the best you can. I LOVE JESUS! He is my savior. He is my best buddy!
girl: do you know God?
guy: you know what... no. man i know theres something out there but i just cant place it.
girl: oh, thats God! Hes the one whos missing from your life. If you beleive in Him you become a christian.
guy: yea right *walks away*
girl: feels compasion for guy and prays a lot for guy:
GOD - gives guy hardships to make him see that he needs a loving God that girl was talkin about.
guy: later on becomes an honest christian. Christians are good.
guy: you know what... no. man i know theres something out there but i just cant place it.
girl: oh, thats God! Hes the one whos missing from your life. If you beleive in Him you become a christian.
guy: yea right *walks away*
girl: feels compasion for guy and prays a lot for guy:
GOD - gives guy hardships to make him see that he needs a loving God that girl was talkin about.
guy: later on becomes an honest christian. Christians are good.
by a girl for christ July 16, 2007
Get the christiansmug. A person who believes in God and that his son Jesus Christ rose from the dead to save mankind. Like in all beliefs, there are some misconceptions about Christianity.
1. We don't believe in fairy tales - Like in my Atheist definition, a fairy tale is a folklore meant to entertain children. Religion is not meant to entertain. It's a belief. Like atheism. Does that make atheism a fairy tale, too?
2. We don't hate atheists and gays - Our religion clearly states that we are called to love thy one another equally. I don't care what other people believe, as long as they don't shove it down my throat. And while our church doesn't support homosexuality, that doesn't mean we hate gays. If fact, we love them nonetheless.
3. Just because we believe in God doesn't mean we think science is bull - There are plenty of scientists who believe in God. I say I'm one of those Christians who believes that there is rationality hiding behind that divine hand. I don't go around claiming that the scientists are wrong.
4. Jesus wasn't a zombie - A zombie is a rotting flesh-eating corpse risen from the dead. If Jesus was a rotting corpse that ate flesh, he would be a zombie. Whoever says so otherwise is trying too hard to make our religion sound idiotic.
5. We don't always take the Bible seriously - I'm a Catholic. Does that mean I believe that evil was created because a snake convinced a woman to eat a magic apple? No, I believe in God and Jesus. Like I said before, I also believe in science.
1. We don't believe in fairy tales - Like in my Atheist definition, a fairy tale is a folklore meant to entertain children. Religion is not meant to entertain. It's a belief. Like atheism. Does that make atheism a fairy tale, too?
2. We don't hate atheists and gays - Our religion clearly states that we are called to love thy one another equally. I don't care what other people believe, as long as they don't shove it down my throat. And while our church doesn't support homosexuality, that doesn't mean we hate gays. If fact, we love them nonetheless.
3. Just because we believe in God doesn't mean we think science is bull - There are plenty of scientists who believe in God. I say I'm one of those Christians who believes that there is rationality hiding behind that divine hand. I don't go around claiming that the scientists are wrong.
4. Jesus wasn't a zombie - A zombie is a rotting flesh-eating corpse risen from the dead. If Jesus was a rotting corpse that ate flesh, he would be a zombie. Whoever says so otherwise is trying too hard to make our religion sound idiotic.
5. We don't always take the Bible seriously - I'm a Catholic. Does that mean I believe that evil was created because a snake convinced a woman to eat a magic apple? No, I believe in God and Jesus. Like I said before, I also believe in science.
George: All Christians are morons. They believe that a possessed talking snake convinced a woman to eat a magical apple and that a cosmic zombie rose from the dead to save mankind from evil.
Mark: That is not true. Not all of us believe in that stuff. I consider myself to be a Christian, because I believe in God and Jesus, but I also think science applies to the world as well.
George: You brainwashed zombie-worshipers believing that fairy tales exist. Why don't you go have sex like normal people do? Oh, wait. That's right. You can't. Because your fairy tale book from a thousand years ago says it's wrong. LOL BRAINWASHED SHEEP. I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT CUZ I'M A RATIONAL BELIEVER.
John: Hey, asshole. Stop giving atheism a bad name.
Mark: Exactly!
Mark: That is not true. Not all of us believe in that stuff. I consider myself to be a Christian, because I believe in God and Jesus, but I also think science applies to the world as well.
George: You brainwashed zombie-worshipers believing that fairy tales exist. Why don't you go have sex like normal people do? Oh, wait. That's right. You can't. Because your fairy tale book from a thousand years ago says it's wrong. LOL BRAINWASHED SHEEP. I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT CUZ I'M A RATIONAL BELIEVER.
John: Hey, asshole. Stop giving atheism a bad name.
Mark: Exactly!
by WhyDoPeopleHateEachOtherSoMuch May 4, 2014
Get the Christianmug. Arrogant, rarely educated snob from the bible belt, who often attempts to press his/her beliefs, which in his case are usually sexist in the extreme. it is not uncommon to see christian males wearing bedsheets and bombing abortion clinics.
by ha ha dumb christians November 5, 2011
Get the christiansmug. An arrogant asshole who likes to look up his name in urban dictionary so he can read the fake-ass definitions that girls who just got asked out by a guy named Christian and they can' t believe it so they write an overbearing paragraph of compliments in urban dictionary. Christians will look at said paragraphs and falsely feel better about themselves even though the definition was not written with them in mind. There is no proof that all Christians fit under the definitions for Christian. The only certainty about "Christians" is that they have tiny STD riddled micropenises and pee is stored in balls.
by Almighty Daygon November 6, 2018
Get the Christianmug. by the epitome of greatness July 6, 2008
Get the christianmug. A religion that could coexist with others (Satanism)if not for the stupidity and ignorance of some of its followers. Promotes love, tolerance, and bestowing love to all, worthy or not, while Satanism focuses on more human urges. If someone spills their drink on you on purpose, you turn the other cheek and pray for them (Christianity). If someone spills their drink on you on purpose, break your glass upon their head (Satanism). Satanism promotes revenge while Christianity promotes tolerance. Long story short, believe what you want but don't force your believes on me or insult mine. Revenge comes quick and without failure.
Me- Hey, aren't you new here? Want me to show you around?
Christian Bible Thumper- You're that Satanist guy! Christianity is the only true religion, accept it or burn in The Pit <dun dun dun>.Don't get any closer or I'll through Holy Water at you!
Me- Ok well I guess I'll be getting to class now.
Christian Bible Thumper throws holy water at me and succeeds in staining my shirt.
I break his arm.
^True story, minus the Holy Water, replaced original liquid with Holy Water for effect^
Christian Bible Thumper- You're that Satanist guy! Christianity is the only true religion, accept it or burn in The Pit <dun dun dun>.Don't get any closer or I'll through Holy Water at you!
Me- Ok well I guess I'll be getting to class now.
Christian Bible Thumper throws holy water at me and succeeds in staining my shirt.
I break his arm.
^True story, minus the Holy Water, replaced original liquid with Holy Water for effect^
by H00ker_Hunter September 17, 2006
Get the Christianitymug.