Pussy Chips

"Pussy Chips" are the result of a woman sitting on a man's face and getting off. But here is the kick, after getting off the man must not wip his face. He has to go outside and sit in the sun until the fluid dries, begins to peel of his face, and forms a chip. These chips are to be injested to finalize the act.

Babe, I'm starved! Can we make some pussy chips?

by EG & CL April 29, 2003

chip muffin

A connoisseur's interpretation of that great British food staple, the chip sandwhich. The thinking man's terminology if you will. Sometimes referred to as a chip barm. Frowned upon when incorrectly localised to a chip cake, roll, bun, bap etc.

Jasmine went into the chippy and asked for a chip bread cake. A what? Said the proprietor? You mean a chip muffin you div. now get out and don't come back until you can speak English.

by Larsey April 24, 2016

M1 chip

A amazing chip made by apple

have u seen da M1 chip

by AaaaaaaaaWhy May 21, 2022

Crushing Chips

Male Masturbation

A man who is jacking off out of control.

Anita came home and caught Earl in the barn crushing chips.

by Sam Hearawls July 20, 2011

chip handshake

Establishing dominance by shaking another man’s hand with a handful of Lays BBQ, crushing those chips in the process.

After giving this fellow a thorough jawjacking, Russ gave him the ol chip handshake goodbye.

by CVfive October 24, 2022

Chip stink

The name given to anal gas that smells like chips (fries) from a chip shop. In other words, a fart that smells of chips.

I've just made a right chip stink!

by Mme Crumb May 23, 2016

Beli-chip

Beli-chip: a (fictional) device placed in the helmet of New England Patriots players to help them answer questions from the media. The Beli-chip allows Patriots Coach Bill Belichick to communicate and remind the players what is and what isn’t acceptable to say to the media.

Chris Berman was really grilling Randy Moss about Tom Brady's knee, but the Beli-chip kept him on message and on point!

by PatsFanatic August 4, 2009