Canada

The largest land mass in North America that isn't a country. It may proclaim itself to be the greatest country in the world but this is impossible because Canada is still under British control.
A: Canada is the greatest country in the world!
B: No, it's not even a country, moron...
by Minister 123 April 16, 2011
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a secret code word used when going drinking.
"dude, were going to canada tonight? you commin?"
"when are you flying?"
"the plane leaves around 12"
by ///:0/// January 18, 2008
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Canada

1) Country north of the USA.
2) Country with a weaker economy and less cultural influence than the USA.
3)A nation that has nothing special to offer the world.
4)America Jr. or Mini-America.
5)Colonists that were to much of pussies to fight the British during the American Revolution.
6)Looks like America, but just isn't the same.
7) Country Americans tell jealous foreigners they are from when not in the US, so that they won't be killed.
8)The World's D student.
Wow Canada sure does suck, I wish I was back in the states.

Canada? Oh we just call it American Jr. here.

France:I hate those arrogant American pigs
American tourist: Don't look at me, I'm from Canada, eh.
by Cavedog86 August 21, 2007
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speaking of useless countries...CANADA
by AMERICA, F*** YEAH August 25, 2008
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Jim: Hey Paul, wanna go up to Canada?
*Jim gets slapped*
by Ash Kian February 06, 2009
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Maple Syrup is the only thing Canada's good for.
by NeonFlame July 11, 2008
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Hey dude, wanna go to Canada? Nahh i dont wanna get lice.
by I will never tell! November 03, 2007
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