Will Button

To recklessly throw or discard something

"Where's your new phone?"
"Fuck knows, I will buttoned it into a hedge when I was drinking last night"

"Did you see Dave last night, he absolutely will buttoned his bird out of the window."

by BeansThe June 29, 2019

pucker button

the small pink hole of one's asshole

He stuck a finger in her "pucker button"

by phil pastine April 5, 2005

Sphoogie Button

An item for small business owners. It alerts you when black people enter your store so you can keep an eye on them.

Cletus: "Uh oh Samuel, the sphoogie button done went off"
Samuel: "Alright Cletus, keep your eyes out for 'em."

See Sal and Richard prank calls to the Tradio show from the Howard Stern show.

by No. 2 Ticonderoga June 18, 2009

hater button

(noun) the button on the side of a cell phone that silences the call, but does not hang up on the caller, allowing you to hate on them without them knowing.

(looking at cell phone): I'm going to have to give Joe the hater button. I can't handle him right now.

by The Bhamster December 1, 2006

raped by the reply button

Occurrence when a person posts a comment which leads to excessive number of negative replies to the original comment.

Al: Dude I posted that Justin Biber is gay and got raped by the reply button. All the teenage girls hate me.

by buck neckid ALM December 1, 2010

belly button

The place where you umbilical cord used to plug in when you were a little fetus. That's how you got nutrition from Mom.

When they snipped it off, it made an ugly scab, on your belly whuch healed and left a little knob about the size of a button. If they didn't trim it enough, it's an outie, and if they trimmed it weel it's an innie.

The belly button collects little balls of fuzz called nerds.

If you poke somone in the belly buttton, they might laugh like the Pillsbury dough boy.

"Look down at your genitals, and then up about 6 inches. Yeah, that's your belly button. "

by RCU December 6, 2006

blue button

The closest female analogue to the male condition "blue balls". This can include intense sexual desire, aching from physical manipulation with failure to climax, or the feelings of disappointment and frustration that stem from an overall lack of sexual satisfaction.

"He was going down on me, but we were interrupted when my friend stumbled in the room. I have the worst case of blue button right now!!"

"I haven't had sex in a year - I seriously need some lovin' to get over this blue button bout."

by MT Boston December 22, 2008