A condition of the butthole that can occur during defecation. An instance when your rectum continues to supply feces no matter how much you wipe.
The imagery is that wiping yourself is as useless as rubbing toilet paper across the top of a marker. No matter how many times you wipe it it just keeps making its' mark.
The imagery is that wiping yourself is as useless as rubbing toilet paper across the top of a marker. No matter how many times you wipe it it just keeps making its' mark.
1. Man! I thought I'd never get out of that stall, I was pulling a total butt marker!
2. I pulled a butt marker this morning, I ran out of toilet paper and just used a wash cloth.
2. I pulled a butt marker this morning, I ran out of toilet paper and just used a wash cloth.
by iapologizemom April 04, 2014
FUNKY BUTT is the title of a song performed by New Orleans musician Buddy Bolden in the early 1900's. Bolden has been referred to as the first man of jazz by many writers and jazz musicians. The song was about the odor emanating from a crowd of people packed together in an auditorium dancing in close quarters. The song was later known as "Buddy Bolden's Blues". Authorship was claimed by Willy Cornish- trombone player for the band. References to the song can be found on WIKIPEDIA under "Buddy Bolden"
by TTxHarpxxxxxhhhhhhhhhh May 22, 2017
1) The character from Borderlands 2, a pony made completely out of diamond by Handsome Jack, the game's Antagonist.
2) A man who has lots of anal sex with other men, the male version of "pussy-hound"
2) A man who has lots of anal sex with other men, the male version of "pussy-hound"
1) My favorite character from Borderlands is Butt Stallion.
2) He has had a lot of sex with other guys, that butt stallion.
2) He has had a lot of sex with other guys, that butt stallion.
by Mr_met September 19, 2015
A towel, or other absorbent material, used to protect a bed, bench, chair, etc., from the residue moisture left over on one's posterior after a shower, bath, or swim. The towel acts much like a coaster that is used to protect furniture, except this time it's protecting the bed from your wet butt.
"Can't you please use a butt coaster" said Jean, after I got our bed wet by sitting directly on it after coming out of the shower.
by PoorDavid October 13, 2013
When you're at the point where you can't trust your farts anymore because you might shit yourself. Usually results in painted toilet bowls and sweaty moments on the can.
by The Scariest Butt April 08, 2023
by DrPerlJam April 29, 2009
Some one who does anything to get their boss/co-worker/asshole friends to like them. Also someone who should be punched in the jaw.
by JessicaLynn April 05, 2007