butt stallion

1) The character from Borderlands 2, a pony made completely out of diamond by Handsome Jack, the game's Antagonist.

2) A man who has lots of anal sex with other men, the male version of "pussy-hound"

1) My favorite character from Borderlands is Butt Stallion.

2) He has had a lot of sex with other guys, that butt stallion.

by Mr_met September 19, 2015

scrub butt

A nurse's hot ass in her hospital scrubs. Nurses rock the tight scrub to show off that round ass.

Did you see that hot scrub butt Amy was showing today at the doctor's office? She got ass!

by Erod81 October 21, 2015

Butt Marker

A condition of the butthole that can occur during defecation. An instance when your rectum continues to supply feces no matter how much you wipe.

The imagery is that wiping yourself is as useless as rubbing toilet paper across the top of a marker. No matter how many times you wipe it it just keeps making its' mark.

1. Man! I thought I'd never get out of that stall, I was pulling a total butt marker!

2. I pulled a butt marker this morning, I ran out of toilet paper and just used a wash cloth.

by iapologizemom April 04, 2014

butt coaster

A towel, or other absorbent material, used to protect a bed, bench, chair, etc., from the residue moisture left over on one's posterior after a shower, bath, or swim. The towel acts much like a coaster that is used to protect furniture, except this time it's protecting the bed from your wet butt.

"Can't you please use a butt coaster" said Jean, after I got our bed wet by sitting directly on it after coming out of the shower.

by PoorDavid October 13, 2013

Scary butt

When you're at the point where you can't trust your farts anymore because you might shit yourself. Usually results in painted toilet bowls and sweaty moments on the can.

Oh man Jarrett is sweating hard and waddling fast towards that bathroom, he must have Scary butt.

by The Scariest Butt April 08, 2023

butt hay

that fine blond hair found around the rectum. But hey, could be around the bifkin!

She's a neat freak, but sometimes misses a bit of butt hay when shaving.

by DrPerlJam April 29, 2009

butt kisser

Some one who does anything to get their boss/co-worker/asshole friends to like them. Also someone who should be punched in the jaw.

Ken stays late to work everyday, so he can lick his bosses boots. He is a real ass/butt kisser

by JessicaLynn April 05, 2007