Combat buffet

When you are having a meal buffet style with a group of fat people who push in line.

Thanksgiving this year turned into a combat buffet - I was lucky to get gravy.

by rachycakes May 01, 2023

Ghetto Buffet

Buffet of all the free food you accumulate from redeeming rewards from fast food restaurants apps.

I am broke. We bout to have a ghetto buffet tonight. What do we have for free on the McDonald’s app? Check dominoes app too! I need to see if we have a free pizza.

by BadBadblackman November 30, 2023

Ghetto buffet

All you need, all you can have.

Delicious!!
"Nothing tops ghetto buffet"

by Ben 55 November 19, 2020

spliff buffet

A gathering where Marijuana is available in abundance, and encouraged to be smoked indooors.

Dude come thru to Marks, it's a goddamn spliff buffet up in here.

by Rig James February 15, 2016

Craigslist Buffet

When you answer all the Craiglist casual encounter ads and hope they show up.

I was bored so I ordered a Craigslist Buffet. I hope I don't catch an STI

by Blue Johnson July 11, 2015

baggage buffet

When you meet someone in dating that has so many issues, that's it's like a baggage buffet.

Oof - not moving forward with a relationship with that guy. He's got mommy issues, money problems, and he's not over his ex. He talks about her so much, I'm starting to wonder what she's up to now! And I literally cannot hear another story about his bad childhood. He's a baggage buffet. Pretty much undatable.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 07, 2023

Buffet Destroyer

A fat fuck that is capable of destroying an entire buffet by eating all the food.

Sam A.K.A. Buffet Destroyer

Try not to destroy this Buffet alright?

by Autt01 February 28, 2021