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Warren Buffetted

Describes how a beleaguered investor feels after taking lousy advice from da controversial "definitely not related to Jimmy" billionaire.
I stay outta da stock market at all costs, so dat I don't risk feeling Warren Buffetted.
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
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Taco bell buffet

A sex act in which one person defecates into the ass crack of another. Then proceeds to eat the fecies directly from the crack without using utensils or hands.
"Did you finally have sex with Erin?"
"yea man, she's a freak, the first thing she wanted to do was a taco bell buffet"
by Admvd7 August 24, 2021
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Dirty buffet

When a sexual partner sucks poop out of an ass hole full of semen
Daddy Hagrid gave Hermone a dirty buffet
by Daddy Hagrid December 25, 2024
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Bathroom buffet

The highly sexualized act of a man defecating whilst on the toilet performing rabid cunnilingus upon a female which appears to want said action to be neverending.
Holey moley! I walked in on Ernie giving Jennifer a much heated bathroom buffet today. "Bust out the pressure washer!" is all I could say...
by anonymous June 29, 2025
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Bathroom buffet

The highly energetic sexual act of a man defecating into the toilet whilst performing fervent cunnilingus upon an equally energized & receptive woman.
"The other night I was both shocked & amazed by walking in on Ernie giving Jennifer a bathroom buffet!" stated the housekeeper to the valet.
by Cheefroach June 30, 2025
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Two-finger buffet

A grim slang term for inducing vomiting by sticking two fingers down your throat, often used as a method of extreme or disordered weight loss. The phrase puts a darkly humorous spin on an otherwise serious and unhealthy behaviour.
“ JB looks dead skinny lately — he’s been on the two-finger buffet
by AndyRoome99 July 31, 2025
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Self serve buffet

When you put your very pregnant wife on a generously buttered dining table and slide her back and forth to serve yourself
Im going to be a dad really soon so im treating myself to a self serve buffet until that day.
by TripleFcups September 5, 2025
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